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Ali Dubya Posted Apr 15, 2003
Well, for a start, girlies look different and talk differently to blokes. Girlies aren't as good at cricket as blokes. In fact, some girlies don't even understand or appreciate cricket, which I find staggering.
Er, that's it.
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The Magster Posted Apr 15, 2003
Hazel, what do you find sticks to the carpet best. Food is pretty good and kiddie sick is even better.
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Ali Dubya Posted Apr 15, 2003
I can say with utter confidence that I have never worn a pair of pants for that long. Actually, I'm quite hygienic: I change my socks every week!
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The Magster Posted Apr 15, 2003
Ali, I resent the cricket remark, take a slap young man...I am a former accredited umpire for the first division surrey slazanger league...probably called something different now. Cricket is a lovely game when the weather is sunny. Get a lot of chaps on your lips though when its windy
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wysiwyger Posted Apr 15, 2003
Candle wax makes a really lovely mess. Also if you ever happen to have got a bit creative and tried to make something involving glue and glitter then that works really well. Not that I ever have, of course.
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Ali Dubya Posted Apr 15, 2003
Aha! I remember you saying! I used to play in the Surrey leagues and I can't recall you. That said, if you had given me LBW, I would have remembered you. Oh yes.
We have a lady umpire, as it happens.
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The Magster Posted Apr 15, 2003
Ali, who did/do you play for....I got into it all through a loose association with SWACC
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Ali Dubya Posted Apr 15, 2003
You see, that's another girlie trait: the ability to make things out of stuff. I mean, no bloke would ever think of trying to make something out of glitter or glue (nor would you, Hazel, of course) but girlies could probably make a nice hat out of material like that.
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wysiwyger Posted Apr 15, 2003
You could be right Ali. Blokes do like to take things to bits, rather than making them. Then they just lie around for ages doing a good job of making some more mess on the carpet. (The bits, I mean, not the bloke. Although, come to think of it....)
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The Magster Posted Apr 15, 2003
I can't say I ever went over there Alistair. If you had met me, you would have remembered me...I am unforgettable I think you were perhaps too young being a mere lad, my time there was mid to late 80's.
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The Magster Posted Apr 15, 2003
I shall bid you goodnight Hazel. I'm off down the garden for a ciggie and I may not be back..
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Pat Pending Posted Apr 16, 2003
Morning all: shall we make this the morning check-in point for a couple of days?
Hot, corn-on-the-cob, brie.
W**k: pah!
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Apr 16, 2003
Mornin' all,
No, I'm not thinning - I have strand upon strand of long girly locks, Magster!
As mentioned previously, kiddy snot seems a bit tricky to get off of anything, especially carpets.
I may be very fractious for a while - I'm about to try to give up smoking! I have the 2nd doctor's appointment tonight and will be starting with the patches very soon.
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Ali Dubya Posted Apr 16, 2003
Sorry for the abrupt departure last night. My head exploded so I had to go to bed.
Churt is known as the 'dust bowl' because, well, it's dusty and the square is set in a bowl. It's a gorgeous ground. Very Surrey.
I'll get me pads.
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Ali Dubya Posted Apr 16, 2003
For a bloke I am incredibly impractical. I struggle to change a flat tyre on a car.
Morning all. Are all the blokes honorary girlies today?
In brief: hot, sunny, 18 Celsius with a gentle, warm westerly breeze lightly brushing the erogenous zones of the rolling Hampshire countryside/rosemary/John Kettley/no cereal.
Today's message is: "It's like rain on your wedding day."
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