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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Started conversation Mar 1, 2003
Welcome to h2g2 'English Unpatient', 
I am Mort, one of the <./>ACES</.> (assistant community editors) It is our job to meet and greet new members and help them find their way around this brand new world.
There is so much to do and see here, so my fellow researchers Rocket Man A725500 and Shea A534953 have compiled a list of useful links to make it easier to familiarise yourself with some of the most helpful and useful entries.
If you want to find out something then the best place to ask is <./>ASKh2g2</.>, someone can always help there! Or visit <./>ThePost</.>
our weekly newspaper to see whats happening in h2g2.
And of course the page that everybody wants to find – the 
<./>smileys</.>! Just click on the link or any actual smiley 
to get the full list.
If you want to visit my page for a chat or you need any help then click here U204689 , leave me a message and i will get back you as soon as i can .
Happy Hiking!
Mort
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