h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nome... 3 offers, 1 interview i'vedone and one still to go and 1 not heard from... lol woooo! Im winning in the year!

Well UCL sent me a letter saying that the admissions officer has recommended that I be made an offer. They want me to go to a subject open day on December 10th. I suspect this means they'll ask my AS grades, which I think should get me in.

thats really really good! that basically just meana that you have an offer but its not been officailised by ucas yet! wooo! the open days are odd - they tell you so much more than on a normal squishy open day... hummm! woo! well done!

Well that'd do me, I'd be quite happy going to UCL. And hey, my sister's boyfriend goes there so I could even get my Dangermouse video back.

And, I just looked on the UCAS tracking thing - conditional offer of AAB from Bristol. Woohoo!

Wooo! It always feels good that does... (the first offer...) in a few days ucas will send you a letter with the grade conditions in it incase you dint have access to the net... lol. Wooo! Well done my boy! lol


How old's your sister? Hows it going with the little lady? Dnagermouse! wooo! the bestest... cant believe you let it out your sight though!v

Sister is 19, the Dangermouse video I miss, the little lady is a good nickname, by the way, and I would start using it but I don't think she likes it when people point out her height. Her ex (who still threatens to beat me up every now and then, which is amusing) invited her and her friends bowling on Saturday, I decided not to go because it'll just make things tense. I'm seeing her on Saturday.

How's stuff with you then? Have you got another story lined up for me yet ?

oh. well, my bro is 22... where's ur sister at college then? Who wouldnt miss dnagermouse!!! soz (cant spell, but for authentisity i shall leave it as such) Little Lady is always a good name. I called my ex girlfriend that despite her being 6 ft and me being 5'9... lol. Hmmmm - you should hit her ex then coz he sounds mean and nasty. who is he?

Stuff with me is erm... odd. Im still all alone but, alas... story - sure, but i duno which one... any requests?

xxx

My sister's at Portsmouth.

My girlfriend's ex, Nick, well he's just gone bitter really I think. Hitting him would be overkill - I'm a lot bigger than he is.

Story request, I guess I'd quite like something a bit mushy this time. Not sure why.

As I've said before, I'd be willing to bet someone wants to be with you. Its a pretty hard thing to admit to someone after all. Stay yourself honey .

Woohoo! You were right - UCL made me a conditional offer of AAA.

I think I'd prefer to go to Bristol though, especially if it means I don't have to worry about getting an A in history, which could be a bit hit and miss.

You know if you found a guy you liked and then talked to him a bit about your ex-girlfriend, followed by something along the lines of "but I'm changed now, I think..." then it might do something for your loneliness situation...

Yeyey! well done with all the hoopy goodness about UCL and stuffs...

WHAT! Thats twisted to use lesbianism to get a new bloke... anyway - then they wouldnt like me for me but for the fact im open to 3somes... lol

Well you know it would just be really be getting their attention. I mean I know for some unknown reason blokes have this reputation for being sex obssessed sluts, but I don't think I know many desperate enough to do stuff with someone they weren't attracted to.

Ahh u see that then doesnt work either coz its al very well talking about all the sex but it wouldnt get anywhere coz they wouldnt fancy me. lol

People have obviously fancied you before. If anything's changed then its only your self-confidence.

*senses you're getting cross with me now... hummm* Spose... but then the people who've always liked me have been total w*nkas... seriously. Look at Ben? And Dan? and stuff...

meow!

Meow, sorry, was going to reply to the last one to say no I wasn't in the slightest bit cross and just trying (obviously failing) to be supportive. Then I didn't know how to say it so I thought "hmm, I'll come back to this later," and forgot that I hadn't replied. Oops...

Sarah's off to Malaysia in a week. Her parents are coming this weekend so I don't get to see her till January. No fair. And Nick, her ex, attacked me with a chair today. That bit was quite entertaining though.

Story! Story! Story!

ahhh well ok. i thought youw ere avoiding em but its ok now! my daddy leaves today.

The good thing about sarah going is that it is a cunning way of having along term relationship. LoL. Figure you'll miss her though. Chin up chuck... it'll work out ok... and im here if you needs me. A CHAIR! Are you ok?

Story - yes. when i find one... soon

Well its a cunning way of having a part-time relationship. Oh well, the powers that be have decided that I'm going to get to see her pretty much every wednesday when she gets back. Now I've got to think of a good belated christmas present before then.

The chair didn't hurt. I'm big, he's small.

That's the first time I've ever been called chuck. Think its also the first time I've ever seen the word used outside of a Peanuts Comic .

Sorry about your dad, I can't imagine how that must suck.

Avoiding you? Remember ages ago when I said I'm always happy to talk to you...?

Christmas present for the girlfriend.... ideas for you are (lets take a sensus round this room) - jewellery (silver and elegant) or icecream... or... DANGERMOUSE! lOl

Chair's hurt so you must be made of rubber! lol.... how big are you

Chuck, think thats the first time i used it. Hummmm...

Yeppers, it sucks bout dad... but i cant do owt now so i'll just whimper and beg for hugs from strangers!

YEp i remember, but you could just be being nice... ?

She's Malaysian and has quite a dark tan, would silver go do you think?

Chairs only hurt if the person wielding them can hit properly. I'm a little over 6 foot, not sure how much, I seem to still be growing.

I don't really have the tact to "just be nice".