h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, me want more .

Blokes in groups do things a little differently to girls in groups. I think most people enjoy the random fighting. The real problem is that a lot of teenage boys get cocky, amongst other things, and this just gets magnified with no girls to balance it out. No-one does serious insults either, its all just joking around type stuff, except that enough jokes in one person's direction can really piss them off.

Its quite evident that you are, in fact, lovely, and should really stop putting yourself down.

My duvet is white.

Ok - i'lll look for a slightly sane one for you. Ok?

Boys are mean. Me and Matt were supposed to be going out tomorrow (as mates) and he's blown me out for his gf. Im feeling quit rejected and gloomy. Sorry.

And you're nicely telling me to shut up and stop winging there. So, for yoursake i shall... grr.

Hows the lady? Did you arrange that *proper* date yet?

xxx

Sanity isn't important. Dirty old men are a scary topic though.

No, I still haven't managed to organise a proper date. Or even a 5 minute chat at the gates. Its getting quite frustrating. I've got the number for the landline to her "house", so at least I don't have to worry about her never having her phone on now, but there are other things in the way. The school doesn't let her out on Tuesdays or Thursdays, she already does things on the other weekdays, she has to be back by 10.30pm, and she has to be with another girl when she goes out. On top of that she was in Nottingham last weekend and its their half-term next week, so she's going to be in London for the next two weekends.

The way things stand, on Friday it'll have been 3 weeks since I've seen her in a 1 month "relationship". Unless I go to see her in London I won't be able to see her for another two weeks on top of that. And I still have this nagging feeling that she's not really interested and only asked me out because she was drunk.

I wasn't telling you to shut up or stop whinging. I do like a bit of a whinge myself as you've probably just seen. It was just all I could think of to say at the time.

Oh dear. Sounds like this relationship of yours needs a big *kick* to get it up and runnign right! GO AND CALL HER! Whats the wrost she can say? no. Thats not a bad word. No matter what people like to say.

Look what i found... *holds up the utterly utterly merry comic relief christmas book, 1986, editted by DNA* Woooo! I went all teh way to Scotland to find it!

I do call her, about every 3rd day at the moment. It seems about right not to seem too clingy. That's probably not going to work actually is it, I expect clingy is more in the attitutde. She dumped the last guy for being too clingy. I don't understand that yet.

Anyway, I'm going down the London with her on Saturday, so there's a start. Now I've got to work on corrupting her.

It definitely still needs a kick up the arse I think, but she is in a bit of a difficult position to find time. Apparantly some other girl got suspended today because she had a boy in her room at 11pm. Quelle horreur!

Did you go all the way to Scotland just to find it, or was it a side effect of the trip? I can sense the sheer fantasticness of the book just by reading the title.

Send me more stories. Pwetty please. And don't forget me when you're famous.

I get the thing about the too clingyness. A girl needs to feel she has someone specifically for her, but then she also needs her freedom. You'll know if she thinks you get too clingy coz her whole attitude changes and she can become veonomous (this is all hypothetical btw)It's how it works, my ex supposedly dumped me coz i wasnt *clingy enough* (thats what it seems to translate as)

I went to Scotland specifically to find it, but the trip was fun too, so even if it wasnt there I wouldnt have minded.

You want more stories - ok. I've got lots to chose from so tell me what disturbs you so i know not to send that. I want sumat your gona like

There's the thing I think. If what you what to do most is spend time with your partner, then maybe them being clingy isn't a bother? I don't know, I suspect most men only understand this after a few years of marriage.

Erm, lemme think. From a purely thinking about them doing stuff with each other point of view: old people disturb me; people who are related disturb me; gay men disturb me.

All I can think of at the moment.

You went all the way to Scotland to get a book?

But for a teenage girl or boy, you arent looking to get married or owt and so CLINGY IS an option. Hows it going anyway?

Ok - well i can work to those peramators. What about waht turns you on, coz its all very well it not disturbing you, but if it doesnt do owt for you then...

I did go all the way to scotland for a book. It was an important book coz i didnt have it.

Well, she scared the living **** out of me by telling me we weren't actually going out, but it turned out she didn't think it was right for a girl to ask a boy out, and wanted me to ask her out. And she wants to go out on a "proper" date. And well, nothing else much to tell. I'm going to call her tonight and see if I can arrange that.

Well, being a bloke, lesbians are of course highly able. The bondage stuff is kind of kinky too. Other than that I don't really know.

Well, im gona guess you are now going out. Girls can be like that. I would never aska guy ouit - itd scare me too much. Id ask a girl though coz thats totally different. So, where you gona go!

If i send you a stroy with lesbians, you HAVE to explain why blokes get turned on by it so much. I mean, i know why they find girls exciting but how do they get turned on by something they're not involved in ATALL!!

Well its pretty scary for guys to ask girls out too you know.

Lesbians, , yeah, lesbians, let me see. Well, obviously there's twice the girls without having some bloke getting in the way. Beyond that, I don't know. I'm sure there is more, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Twice the girls, yeah, but they're lesbians. They're not interested! They like girls. Its a whole area of sex that blokes aren involved in. Oh wait... did i just answer my own question? They like it coz they can be lazy and not do owt?

Did you ask her then? Your not allowed to be scared!

I should clarify. I sorted it out at the time. It went something like:
"You know, we're not actually going out"
"What? You asked me out"
"No I didn't, girls don't ask boys out"
"Yes you did, you were drunk and you asked me out"
"No, girls don't ask boys out. Anyway, we haven't been on actual date"
"Well, would you like to?"
"Yeah, alright"
"Does that mean I can put my arm round you now? You know you just scared me ****less there..."

Hmm, didn't mean to hit post just there, never mind.

Anyway, onwards to lesbians. if it was a girl and some random bloke then you're no more involved than with some lesbians.

And well, lesbians are erotic in the same way as a girl enjoying a bit of self-love, as the French would put it, is erotic, only more so because there are two girls, and they're doing more stuff too.

Awwww - so where u gona go then? hope its all slushy and cute!

the thing is, u are more involved witha bloke and an girl coz clearly the girl likes guys so there is still potential for things to happen right? BUt the lesbians dont like boys so nowt would happen!

lol - i'll dig out sum stuff. one wonders what goes on in the mind of a boy... hmmm

I don't know where we're going to go, we haven't organised it yet.

I wouldn't feel anymore involved just because a girl likes blokes in general. In fact I'd get less into it cause get your rear out of the way damn you you big hairy man. You see?

If you want to know what goes on inside the mind of a boy then why not find yourself some erotica written by men for men and read that? Might give you some idea.

I suggested ice-skating. She liked it. Ice-skating it is.

Come back soon.

Hmm, ice-skating fell through, then taking her to see the Alien remake fell through, then what actually happened was we sat in a park for an hour. And yeah, apparantly I was being clingy, I called her 3 days in a row.

Not going to get to see her again for at least another week, probably more. Still haven't done anything at all with her. Still confused. Hoping I get my head around this thing before I mess it up.

Miss talking to you.

Im back... i'll reply stage by stage...

very good idea... hope it went really well!