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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 18, 2003
A friend has nicked the stroy i'll send you, so you'll get it monday probs...
I love sex - thats why im a nympho. And ive worn out the motor on my vibe too.... oops...
ami coping - sort of. I start daydreaming about it and then it gets hard... but i'll live... my form tutor has little kids and she was talking about them today in Biology and i started to cry...
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 18, 2003
I'm looking forward to it. I'm sure I'll make it to Monday, I'm spending tomorrow afternoon and evening in an all-girls boarding school, so I'll either be having fun or hiding in a corner somewhere, depending on whether they giggle or not.
People in general love sex, or at least I'm led to believe that properly done its the most fun you can have without losing bodyparts. To be a nymphomaniac you have to be obsessed, and I mean really obsessed. Now why don't they make vibrators for men? Or do they and I just haven't heard about them?
How did you feel that made you cry then? This is one of those moments when I really, really hate talking through text. I need to be able to hug you damnit .
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 18, 2003
What are you doing ina girls school? And whose is it?
Ok - im obsessed with ti then.... not so much the doing it right now though coz of all the stuff, but the rest of it yes... there's nowt i wont try - cept anal till im married...
blokes do have vibes - they're called vibrating pussys. Cant believe im saying this - its like a lubricated vagin* shaped pocket that goes buzzz. Its controlled by a hand piece that you squeeze...
Me hates talking bout this stuff through txt too, but i appreciate the cyber hug...
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 18, 2003
Its an "academic forum". We're supposed to sit and talk about academic stuff. Apparantly it will be good preparation for university interviews. Personally I'm sure it won't be fit to lick the boots of hootoo .
'cept anal till you're married? Do I dare ask?
Actually, marriage scares me far more than anal ever could.
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 18, 2003
A rather odd note, that I just thought I'd add before I forget it. I just realised I've never worn lipstick or make-up of any sort. Something to do before I die I guess.
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 19, 2003
Dare you ask about *anal til im married* well... i figure it'd be painful and although i like pain, id only ever want one person to inflict that much pain on me and that'd be my husband... also, that leaves way fro it to never have to happen. Its not something i HAVE to do before i die!
Academic thing? crappy - u learn far more from everyday crap...
Never worn make up? U shouldnt have admitted that! I enjoy putting makeup on blokes... so be warned!
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 19, 2003
I'm told its not actually that painful with proper lubrication.
Yep, its probably gonna be crap, and I'm kind of pissed off since I've only just got home and I'll have to leave again in an hour to go to it and I'm tired and want to go down the pub.
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 21, 2003
Hi again, the "academic forum" wasn't too bad. It was unsupervised so we ended up talk about Sex & The City? Anyway, a nice friendly girl asked me out, but she was going out with a friend of mine until she dumped him a few weeks ago, so I don't really know what I'm going to do yet.
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 22, 2003
Well, what did you're mate say? Also did you fancy her? Whats her name? Come on! Giv me the details - your a mate and your not giving me any gossip!!!!!!!!!
As for anal with prper lube - apparently you bleed like you're on your period... yucky. That scares me about being married... being in bed with another person, while there's blood running out of me...
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 22, 2003
She's called Sarah, I did fancy her. My mate really isn't over her though, so nothing's going to happen. Oh well, its a confidence boost at least.
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 23, 2003
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 23, 2003
Oh it is, even if cynicism tells me that its very easy for you to say that whilst sitting on the other side of the country. Thanks anyway .
You still haven't sent me that story or any clear pictures of yourself. Come on, you've got me in suspense here .
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 24, 2003
okokokok dont nag! Later today or tomorrow mornign - im not sure if ive got the story with me.
Tell me sumat new about you?
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 24, 2003
Hmm, something new.
Well for a start I've just called that girl up and arranged a date for Friday. I don't know what I'm going to tell poor Nick, but this is something that it feels like I just have to do. Anyay, I've chosen now so I'll just have to see what happens. This week has just been so weird and messed up and exciting.
On top of that my best friend trashed one of his friends' (who hates me) house. Smashed two windows, two chairs and I don't know how many glasses. The reason being a girl. This may sound a little extreme, but I guess you have to know some things about the people involved before you can see that it was probably justified. So that changes everything around too.
That'll do for now, I'm tired.
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 25, 2003
Ooooo! Can i tease you then? Goodluck with the lucky lady! Im sure you're mate will come to terms with it - i mean, boys dont stay cross with each other for long do they?
Yes, i can understand what your friend did, but how about some back ground info. I can understand, coz i have a friend who punched a wall in when his gf found out he'd cheated on her...
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 25, 2003
You want to be careful with generalisations. Some boys hold grudges, some don't.
Of course you can tease me, why couldn't you tease me before? What are you intending to tease me about? Actually, scratch that, surprise me .
Hmm, background, there's so much. My friend in particular is this incredibly shy person, I mean he usually can't talk to girls even if he doesn't fancy them. Shows what an all-boys school can do to you. That's part of what made this girl special for him, she'd just walk up and smile and start talking and then he would too. Also he tends to get obsessive. He treats pretty much everyone with absolute loyalty and honesty, so I guess he kind of expects the same back, which very few people really do. There's a start. Its a complicated problem.
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 26, 2003
I found a boy who holds grudges. He doesnt trust anyone. He doesnt trust his gf, even though, i know she would never cheat or do anything bad to him. He acused me of cheating on my boyfriend and that it wasnt even dan's baby i aborted. I feel so sh*t. I made it to a year with no self harm and it doesnt seem worth it.
i'll tease you when i have the energy... so where are you gona go? Have you told your mate yet? what did he say?
Ive lost my faith in mankind - i reckon your mate did too when he lost it. It happens. It comes back agai. We learn from the sh*t in life. Sorry im so pessimistic, but things couldnt be going worse.
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 26, 2003
Yeah, I told my friend. I meant to do it in school on thursday, couldn't get him alone to talk, and then on my way home I decided I couldn't stand waiting on that one any more so I sat down in the middle of a field and phoned him up. He says he respects me for telling him, that he can't blame me and he's mostly just annoyed with her for dumping him then hitting on his friends. I think things are going to be a little uncomfortable there for a while though.
I haven't arranged a proper date with her yet. She phoned me on Sunday and I met her and her cousin at the train station and carried their bags down the hill, then we went and sat in a park and talked for a couple of hours. Tonight I'm going out with some of my friends and she's going out with some of hers so we're going to meet up for a bit then.
I think any problems my mate has are more to do with his lack of faith in himself than mankind.
Our viewpoint is largely defined by our experiences of life. From what you've told me of yours, I think you're allowed a little pessimism.
Maybe your 52 weeks of no self-harm seems meaningless because its just a number. Think about it as, you're in control of aspect of your life that you weren't before. One more thing you can just forget about.
Have you ever asked yourself what you want from life?
There is no path to happiness, happiness is the path.
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Patron Saint of Kittens... aka Pantherlady THE Werepanther of h2g2 and Queen of BBNs Posted Sep 28, 2003
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Sep 28, 2003
Just read what you wrote about getting dumped. Well, I don't know what to say really, it must suck for you. I'm sure you'll find someone else when you're ready and mad enough for another go, not sure if that's any consolation right now.
Anyway, in the meantime make sure you get your friends to take good care of you .
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