h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Woo, so tonight 12 measures of whisky>half pint.

So that's one achievement, next I have to drink enough at the 12% cider pub then read a poem standing on a table. Then they'll serve me whole pints.

lol... i still beat you on drunken shinanigans. Woke up in Freshers week and thought i was in my flat. So i walked out the door to find the loo. Then realised in the corridor i wasnt even in my building I was in the block with all the ensuite bathrooms. And i didnt have a clue what room I dcome out of. Nor could i leave for my own building coz i didnt have the swipe cards to get out that building. I tried to break into his mates room next door to me.

Agh, you remember me telling you about Amy? Well a friend of mine from back home who knows her quite well lives very close to me (down the corridor and half a flight of stairs), and she's coming to Bristol on Wednesday . I'm going to make myself scarce, probably go and do karate or something.

yeah... well doll i think you shouldn't fret about one girl. Besides you're older and wiser now... hold your head high and be a big boy.

you do karate?

Oh but she's soooooo pretty...

Anyway I didn't make myself scarce, we all went out clubbing, I got completely hammered , but there was no awkwardness. And all's good.

Yes, I do karate now, signed up at the fresher's fair.

Sounds good then... i mean if shes gonna visit again you could become really good friends couldnt you???

thanks chuck....

have started making a list of things that my next (thats quite assumptive) partner must fall under... up to 30 so far. hmmmm

Woooo, so, weirdness today. Woke up naked with my clothes scattered around my room and no memory of how I got home. Apparantly I didn't disgrace myself last night though so I don't know what happened there.

Anyway, better bit. While I was eating lunch two girls, one of whom is absolutely gorgeous, came up and "mind if we sit here". From the conversation I now know that the gorgeous one is single.

Naked? Are you sure? Did you find out who stripped you, or was it yourself?

Did you get a number? What was she called? What's the outcome?

I think I was just too drunk to find my pyjamas. Never mind.

No, I didn't get a number, as yet there is no outcome because I'm back in lovely Wycombe *cough* and I think she's staying the winter in the accomodation in Bristol because its too expensive to fly back to Hong Kong (am I predictable? ).

Aaagh sorry been so long. How was crimbo and new year and are you becoming a devote womaniser and loving every minute of uni still?

Woah been a while hasn't it?

Its all good this end, and I'm still loving uni, yes. Its all relative, and after an all-boys grammar school it ain't exactly hard to love any university.

Womanising, we'll just have to see won't we? Still haven't pulled since I've been here, feeling bouncy.

Et toi, ma cherie?

ma cherie? Ahhh french...

Still not pulled mister? you are too much of a gentleman!

I guess its always good after a depressingly depressing single sex school isnt it. Rah!

My boy told me he loves me!!!

squee

(all the above said in an apauling french accent)

Hey there, been a while. Updates?

Quite quite! What can i inform you off? I'm the new chair person of the Aston Uni Music Soc! Yey. So currently trying to make the new website. Will send you the URL when i get it up and working. Also... still with my boyfriend. There's stuff there that has made my head go tizzy... Erm... I just got back from Riyadh a few days back. Im all brown and sexy!

U?

I think I'm getting quite bad at staying in touch with people these days, and unfortunately this conversation has become a prime example .

Sounds like you're doing well, which I'm glad to hear. Where's Riyadh? Its a pretty looking word.

Yes I'm getting bad too.

Riyadh is in Saudi Arabia.

I just became chair of my Uni Music Soc.... go check out the new website. Links from my journal!

Well, its been a long-long time and I know you don't look at this much anymore, so maybe I should call you Dear Diary .

Anyways, I met a cute girl on Tuesday night, and managed to get her number through a lot of stammering (mine, not hers). And then called her on Thursday, meaning to on Wednesday but chickening out. She's busy this weekend, but says she's free next week and seems sort of keen. I think the legwork is mostly still to come, but feeling...um...bouncy right about now?

Its also been a long-long time since a girl showed any interest in me, so much for university as a place to meet people: they're all taken already.

Hope you're doing well, would like to hear from you. Maybe I shall poke you on MSN some time?

Take care,
xx,
Bouncy (Glenn)