h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

do you want to learn to ice skate? lol. Friend of a friend huh!? Well what does the friend make of it?

I need help - what don't i like? (for the year book) so far ive got French and Supreficial People. Now im stuck.

Hmmm i appear tohave missed lunch x

Well I don't particularly care about ice-skating but its fun enough and probably an easy enough line to say. The friend owes me a favour for using my MSN account to say things to my sister that he really shouldn't have...

Hmm how about dogs? Traditional enemies of cat people after all. Or you can be alternative and say you hate those killer pigeons. Hating country music is always a solid choice.

sweet... what sort of things was he saying to your sister and why????? naughty boys.

Im liking the killer pigeons. Hadnt thought of that. hohummm... thanx.... ok now i need a *most likely to...* comment. Hell - so far im thinking most likely to have and affair with a married man (but cud prove bad with future hubby) or most likely to create a range of large sexy AND supportive bras. What do you think?

Definitely going for alternative then .

You could go for most likely to have an affair with a married woman .

Or just do a swap with a friend - they write yours and you write theirs. Could turn out interesting.

ok, killer pigeosn here we come... with rifles.

hmmm - id never live it down if i put that and what would future husband say??????

Boingy! xxxxxxx

I'm not sure you'll ever live down the killer pigeons .

well if there killer then i'll be dead so its ok! *lick*

Agh my cat has an ear infection and is wearing a big plastic collar which she has spent the past hour trying to get off.

Oh dear... did she succeed? Give her a tickle or two from me!

Well Jessie (le chat) is on her way to the vet now, hopefully she won't have to have the collar again.

Amy (la femme), wasn't interested. Oh well, better luck next time me.

Bristol (l'université); I have firmly accepted their offer.

Aaaagh! French. Save me!

Well i Hope all will be well for Jessie (Die Katze). As for Amy (Die Frau) she's a foooool! But atleast you bounced back... woo! Bristol (das universitat) is very lucky. Good for you!

My firm is Manchester and my insurance is aston

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Nein, nichts Deutsch bitte, otherwise:

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Kapeish?

It would've been amazing if she'd been interested, but I haven't actually lost anything have I? Anyway, I'm too old to get upset because the pretty lady doesn't want to go to the ball with me.

I know some people who went to Manchester at the same time Mick Hucknall (Simply Red) was there. They said he was weird, but more importantly Manchester sounds like great fun.

Hmm, Hootoo doesn't have Chinese language support by the looks of things.

missed me?

That was sposed to be chinese? And you can speak chinese?

No you not lost a thing. Was worth a try and maybe you'll be friends?

Mancs is gona be awesome im so excited. But knowing me i'll miss my grades. But Brum will be pretty awesome tooo so its always good!!!!!!!

I've not only missed you, I've clearly been neglecting you. Oops .

I've been learning Mandarin for two years it lets me type in the Chinese characters but apparantly doesn't post them properly.

I'm kind of tempted to have another go actually. Its complicated, its probably a very bad idea, but something is telling me that if I can get it all to come together just right then maybe she'd be interested. That something might well be wishful thinking. I'll take my time.

Somehow I expect you can have a great time wherever you end up.

You neglected me??? *cries* is that coz you dint really notice id gone???

Wow! You're a talented mister! Mandarin? So why did you take it up? Wish i could do sumat like that but i dont think i could. I was always cr*p at languages.

Well, what did she say when you asked last time? I mean, maybe she said no coz she wants to concentrate on ehr exams or something?

So will you

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Oh I just didn't really have much to say.

I'm doing the Mandarin so I get a state-sponsered trip to China, although I always tell people its so I can chat up the nice friendly oriental girls .

Well she I buggered up and she didn't say no, she just walked away. Having talked to a friend who knows her apparantly she said no because she was embarrassed. But if I'd done a better job and she'd said yes then it would've been because some of her friends are going. So I don't know. I get all nervous and act weird around her so better fix that before I do anything else.

Lol... well im sure its the second too. Take me to China!!! lol.

Awww bless. I like you. You're the nice bloke. Why arent there more of you!!!!? She cant be that scary can she? Or is it that you really really really like her?

Awww, thanks. Nice blokes? Go for the shy ones and avoid the charmers. The reason they're charming is because they've had plenty of practice at it...

Well I guess I've still got a lot of confidence building to do. Well I wasn't planning on going after anyone else until university unless I thought I'd be prepared to stick with them when I went. So yeah, I like her a lot at the moment.

Lol. I'm pretty messed up when it comes to any sort of bloke. Always goes wrong. Ive told you about Matt havent I? Well, him and lucy broke up yesterday.And she hated me so its good for me that, but i wanted to hurt myself when i was talking to him coz i wanted him not to be the only one hurting. And i wanted to cuddle him but he was miles away and all those other silly things you want to do when some one you really care about is hurting. But the stupid thing is Im in the friend zone now. He had a one night stand with his mates ex. The ex and mate had only broken up about 2 weeks ago. I dont know what to do with him. I dont know what i want either. Oh cr*p.

As for how much you like her, sounds pretty stuck on her hun. So what did you do that made it go so wrong??

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