h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh, matron .

Oh I'm sure there are people trying to tempt you pretty thang.

I don't think you meet any of the criteria for being a slut, and really it wouldn't matter anyway. Its all in the attitude.

Oy mister! Im not a fat womanly nurse! Like on the carry on films. Thats not fair!

Oh so you think someone would want to tempt me then? lol... thats funny. Very funny.

All in the attitude... so how does one acquire this attitude? lol... hee hee!

no reply... *cries*

Meant to leave this till later and then forgot about it .

I'm sure you've very womanly and would make a good nurse .

? What does very womanly mean? Dont worry - you're forgiven! lol x

I've always used womanly as a slightly less delicate version of feminine.

lol... im nopt delicate am i!!! lol. Womanly to me says... look at her... thats a curvy woman in all senses of the word. lol. Feminine says she wears very ladyish things and has ladyish characteristics. hmmm.

Well I don't know about wearing ladyish things, but yeah, a certain softness of features and lack of big scary biceps or stubble.

Lo. well its nice to know you dont htink im a MAN! where is this covo going?????????

I don't think its going anywhere in particular, just meandering nicely.

I have discovered that while many people like to play with handcuffs, the word "bondage" still scares most a bit. My Physics teacher, who is a Legend, says that handcuffs are too crude and its better to buy 4 fine silk scarves (around £100 each).

I've met a nice friendly girl who I think I will ask out soon. I get on with most of her social group so it shouldn't be too hard to get to her, but I have a feeling I've already given her the impression that I'm slightly odd. Also, she should be way out of my league, so its lucky that I believe leagues are a relic of an outmoded class system or somesuch .

lol... ok meander away... heehee...

You're physics teacher!!!!??? What was that about. He's right though... rather be bound with scarves than cuffs. hee hee.

Oooo tell me about this girl! Name, age, how do you know her! I want the gorey details. As for legues... i agree, but assuming they do exist for a moment, i frequently find the girls in the higher leagues who are really nice peps to tend to go for people they could do better than. Does that make sense??

I knew you'd be up for a bit of gossip .

My physics teacher says a lot of things that I'm sure he shouldn't be able to get away with.

Details here we go. Amy, same school year but don't know her age, small and half-Chinese (hmm, seems to be a bit of a trend there...). Very, very, very pretty IMO, as in 9/10 where 10/10 is a score I've never awarded anyone. I met her once two years ago when I played football/fribess in the park by my house and she came along with some friends. Noticed she was quite pretty but didn't really say anything. Then last December she was a friends' 18th birthday party.

Then last friday she was at a different friends' 18th birthday party wearing a very short skirt, and within about 5 minutes of arriving had been lassoed, handcuffed, tied up, bent over and spanked with a cane . Now I understand the reasoning behind fancy dress. Anyway I didn't say much to her, but I think my friends who know her will help me out on metting her again.

Leagues sort of work, in that I think there are some qualities that everyone finds attractive, but there's no accounting for taste, so I think in a lot of cases it just ends up describing how much choice you get.

Oh am i gossip queen then? lol. Im not in RL... just like hearing gory info from friends lol. And your a good friend so wooo!

What else does your physics tutor say? go on... im amused... sounsd like a feisty dude...

This Amy sounds gorjus... can i ask were you one of the ones who *bound* her so to speak? Lol... im amused. This is a side of you ive not seen before i think. Tell me feisty things lol... x

Here's another Wolfism then, "I have one thing to say about cannabis: wait until you're 18".

Hehe no I was not involved in the binding, I didn't think I knew her well enough, plus my costume didn't include any suitable implements.

Those who were involved were only doing it in a joke way. I expect most of them aren't really into the kinky stuff .

well i shall say this, you're physics dude is odd, but atleast he keeps your attention. None of m tutors are like that. Having said that, i found a wonderful one the other week. (well i thought it was.) which was *we dont need halluniogenic drugs, we've got maths* so very true.

What was your costume? You went as a condom? (the only thing i can think of with no *suitable attachments* hee hee

But are you into the kinky stuff?????

Hehe, yeah, maths has that effect. Those crazy fractals do it to me every time.

Erm, I went as 'that guy from The Godfather'. I haven't actually seen The Godfather, so I don't know which guy, but I had sunglasses and a long black coat. I'm not good at fancy dress. I'll just ignore the condom comment you dirty, dirty girl .

I haven't had an opportunity to get into the kinky stuff. We'll leave it at that. I'll tell you more if you send me another story .

Lol... im thinking of having that moto framed and put above my bed. Lol... duno why... dont really want to be thinking about maths when im in bed (no matter what im doing)

Oh... im dirty am i? purrr.... say it again! lol hee hee.

Another story huh! maybe. which did i send you before? What dya mean not had the opportunity! Get in htere boy!

Oh yes, oh mathematics you're so good to me...



You sent me, , a story explaining the basic tools of bondage and some other bits. Dirty girl.

Music for you to get your grubby hands on, if you can find somewhere to download it from: Acoustic Alchemy - Natural Elements

Admittedly its the Gardener's World theme tune...

:oP that was awful imagery! But so true... mmmm.... the maths really does it for me... ohohoohooooooooOOOH! lol

Oh i remember now. I'll find you a nice one ok!? Any preferences? And yeah im dirty but you like it. hee hee

Seriously the Garners World them tune? What? Oh few thought you meant ground force for a mo then... now im confusing me lol

Preference would be for a lack of blokes.

You'd be surprised at the mellowing effect of the Gardener's World theme tune in its entirity.