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Post 1

Batty_ACE

*looks around hoping people don't think she's smiley - weird talking to researchers that don't exist*

Welcome to h2g2. I'm Batty, one of the h2g2 ACEs (Assistant Community Editors).

Below are a few links you might find useful. Feel free to contact me if you need further assistance or just wish to chat. Click on my name above to go to my page and leave me a message, or just reply to this one.

- The <./>Welcome</.> page
- A Special Welcome from Douglas Adams: <./>Welcome-DNA</.>
- Douglas' vision for h2g2: <./>A550955</.>
- Don't forget our own periodical, <./>thepost</.>, where you can find news about h2g2 and a list of online communities that may interest you.
- The <./>ACES</.> Homepage
- The smiley - cool Smileys Page (more than just smileys): <./>smiley</.>
- If you would like to learn to code your pages to look really great, go to the GuideML Clinic: <./>GuideML-Clinic</.>
- If English isn't your primary language, try the Terran Embassy: A473898
- Want to play a little game of hide & seek? Then join the Search for Jack at A3671921 or go to F2023083?thread=609811&latest=1 for the latest clues on where to search.

Don't forget to take the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.>

Oh and most importantly... don't forget your smiley - towel

smiley - cheers

Batty, ACE
smiley - bat


osiyo nonexistent one...

Post 2

Nonexistent One

Thank you for your welcome. You are correct in feeling strange when talking to a nonexistent person. I feel just as strange replying to a bunch of symbols on a screen.


osiyo nonexistent one...

Post 3

Batty_ACE

That's okay.. my pixels are well trained.. would you like to see them do a trick???

smiley - run

smiley - peacedove

smiley - star

smiley - erm maybe not so much a trick as a splat.. smiley - online2long


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