h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hairy, you must not worry yourself about me. I am not the monster you believe I am. It is all in your mind. And nobody is listening, nobody cares. Go back to your friends and lead a happy life, and try not to worry about me. It is making you ill. Rest in peace now.
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BBC2. Right now. A decent programme.

Believe me frank - I do not worry about you - I only worry about people I like. You, I am afraid, are just a bully who needs to be told he is a bully.

You must be thinking of some other Frank. This is the nice Frank.

The bully's typical response: "Wha'? Me? I never did it! I wasn't there!"


Honesty and humility are what are really needed - but then you are bully frank, so I guess I can whistle for it.

What it means Hairy is that I am not prepared to be bullied into confessing something of which I am innocent.
I am simply defending myself against your bullying tactics.
You are a relentless bully yourself who has been told to stop bullying by a number of your victims, but you seem unable to stop. What a pity.
I hope you will improve.

That's an improvement. You've taken to emoticons I see.

I am still whistling for the apology due - one from you and there is still one outstanding from W4