h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey! Uz northerners are as tough as old boots Jim

WE fight tooth and nail mate ok!

dont know if you a scooter fan film about mod rockers it was great yesterday here over 2,000 scooters where in the square

one lad or man now reconised me i used to be a pillion passenger on his dad 350 norton with sidecar back in the old days

he wanted a scooter dad he said wasnt to pleased lol,his father passed away about 5 yrs ago didnt ask what from.

they where only passing through but took me way back to the mods and rocker film lol.

nearest to a scooter was a mobilate(my spelling) special like a scooter but petal then kicked in used it for getting to work on back streets away form cops

idiot in a garage got the oil, petrol in the tanks wrong engine gone bust,sold it for £20 to a mate to sort out lol jimbob

I'm a /rocker always have been, even though I've only had one bike

scooters = constipated cocoa cans

you got that right, lol, i was looking for a picture of the visit but nothing came up the meeting was in another town

if you look up the japan side they seem to have a lot of the scooters

its a visit to the hospital today my hearing aids are as i said electronic so have to go inside the ear, but wax is the bug bearer

need more batteries so it saves a phonecall later on

looks like the lot next door are not related in the way i was told old lady and man are bro and sister young one is related only

she is gone off for a few days now old lady i aint seen hes off to the shop for boose at 4am a few times lol jimbob

British bikes were some of the best in the world! (and still are)

Japanese bikes took the market here, only because "brit's" (or anyone else) would not invest money on British bikes

wasnt the royal enfield ones first on the scene here, i was night watchman in a country lane they where laying new cable

i started in the housing area but ended out in now where land

one day a mate came to see me two mile into the open country lol

he was on a james bike he let me take a trip in the area around the farms it was great soon after i ditched the job it was snowing bad at the time,ide had enough.

but i started work back in textile and my boss sold me for £50 a mobilate special pedal to start the away about 50 miles an hour

i had no licience my spelling so took cuts through areas that the cops where on likley to be in,then a garage lad new to the job got the mixture in the tank wrong the engine was gone ggr.

sold it for crap £15 ggrr jimbob

http://rideruk.com/blogs/a-history-of-british-motorcycling/

Might be worth a read ?

limited time here will take a proper look later

ive been on the back of a royal enfield taken a shortish trip on a james bike, three of us had a small motorbike together cant think what it was called

john one of the three took it to the wall of death it was not ready for even the road first to the top run stopped he came down was in a wheelchair for years bike a rightoff.

the trips out on the back of a 350 norton with sidecar was great

his wife was a friend of my younger sister joan jimbob

My last time riding on a bike was years ago, I sat backwards as a passenger on my mates BSA 125and was throwing "fireworks bangers" at anything we passed
lighting them via the "cig" I was smoking

h2s been out of action here most of the time cant stay long must catch the bus home its about to pee it down again lol jimbob

"h2s been out of action here most of the time cant stay long must catch the bus"

and ! Bloody hell! Bradford's got internet connections at stops

on our buses some of the buses are internet linked on the side of the bus seating, or on the back of a seat on others lol

you can use to charge up never seen anyone use a laptop so far

my old pc needs tender loving care at home so i can do and store flash drive things, no good for internet a virtual board is not avaliable lol

its a tiny.com 1999 lol, but still works , i got a replacement disc drive in the market for £20 works ok

the lid wont stay inplace so have to sort a broken screw hole that as snapped in the middle, will try with a nut and bolt to hold it inplace

then to allow the lid to stay in one place, i,ll put a upright in the middle back so i can lift inplace and fold down

screen i can tap across front and back so the lock works in front lol.

as they say, waste not , want not lol jimbob

We got USB charging points on some of our buses, but sod unplugging and carrying a PC tower and keyboard on a 10 min ride to town

as i dont have a working pc mine is now disc and flash drives its to old but does me.

no mobile phone just house one. ive never seen anyone use the ones on the buses so could as you said have to sub and pay one company ive seen a few just charging one or two mobiles
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nightmare happened last night about 5 oclock the ruddy power had to be turned off a problem in the area i live my street

never happened before so didnt expect what happened the neibour a few doors down as an old alarm system if the lecy goes off the house alarm does to but it dont come back online till its reset

to make things worse the family had gone off for a birthday meal

luck had it i had a roll of draught excluder and was able to use it on the front and back door both doors are lift up to close so its was a lot better took out hearing aids when time for kip lol.

used the dav555 headphones was hunky dory lol jim

Invest in a laptop computer Jim!

i have one but only for flash drives and writing things to save

one of the boards there are two is no good and i gave trying to find one

internet is not on my list its to much my tivo cost me about £70 per month with outside calls on the phone sometimes

its reduced no films no sport no things i dont want now

i have a tv with freeveiw on as backup lol

i dont so far have lecy or gas bill to pay for months now

i dont use gas boiler meter is only 00281 thats when the ruddy communities upgrade ggrr lol

how you ask lol, i have a disabled walking shower, splash it all over with a seat.

boil half a kettle each morning wash pots and rexes bowls some for tea and rest to wash and shave lol.

only strim garden now front one month after 28th reading do the back lol (me not daft me not crazy, just carefull a bit lazy lol)

im not even excempt a hosepipe bill dropped by 3 pound lol.

no tv so im a happy bunny lol jimbob

opps licience now lol jibob

"I have a disabled walking shower"

Sorry Jim!But I gotta use this one mate

My shower is fixed the wall, it can't move!

Ok! I know a walk-in-shower

Why not move from Bradford council to somewhere else bud ? with a better council...

i get on great with all but one set of crap neibours next door

a what i think is a family member from mothers side as been saying i left the army as i couldnt hack it ggrr

if i find out who it is im going to get a solicitor i was luck the head hit didnt kill me im now paying for it loss of hearing to paid claims a total of about £3000+ my eyesite is worse but nothing can be done its the lump a the back that causes pressure.

i,ll see if the army place is open a find out how to get a copy of my discharge then decide if to sue the woman jimbob

I'd still look at a move Jim

different area = a new start mate!

Bradford's a big place