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Jabberwock Posted Apr 4, 2007
What did the big dog say to the little dog?
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.
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Snailrind Posted Apr 6, 2007
You deserve a beating for that one! There isn't a groan big enough. 
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Apr 10, 2007
Oh dear
I thought mine were bad.
There are loads from my youth like that, but they have health warnings.
Here's one for yuh!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For some foul reason!!!
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U695218 Posted Apr 10, 2007
Why did the chicken throw the egg across the road?
Because it was a chuck(y) egg!
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Apr 10, 2007
What do you put in a policeman's sandwiches?
Truncheon meat!
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U695218 Posted Apr 11, 2007
How do you get 4 elephants in a Mini?
2 in the front and 2 in the back!
How do you get 4 giraffes in a Mini?
You can't because the elephants are there!
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Apr 11, 2007
Girl's night out, the quietest one, who arrives halfway through the evening
- gets half drunk
does half a dance on the table
takes off half her clothes and
makes a complete monocle of herself.
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Jabberwock Posted Apr 11, 2007
Takes her glasses off and makes a complete spectacle of herself?
J 
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Apr 17, 2007
It was an alien environment and she was being far sighted.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Apr 17, 2007
Did you hear about the 'Prit Stick' that came to a sticky end?
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U695218 Posted Apr 17, 2007
The alien environment was Len's house. (len's lens)
The Pritstick was found in an ig(lue)!
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Apr 19, 2007
What do you call an Inuit dwelling with no lavatory?
An Ig - the loo is missing.
can you do worse?
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Jabberwock Posted Apr 19, 2007
I doubt it, quite frankly, Grumps.
BY ORDER: Ze People like you szhould be KILT OFF - IMMEDIATELY!
Jab
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U695218 Posted Apr 20, 2007
Quasimodo came home from a hard day of bellringing. As he flopped onto the sofa, he looked through into the kitchen and saw his wife holding the wok.
"What are you doing! I told you I didn't want Chinese food tonight."
"Stop moaning Quasi. I'm just going to iron your shirt for tomorrow."
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Apr 20, 2007
Quasi had an operation and changed his name to - Humphrey
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Jabberwock Posted Apr 20, 2007
Humphreymodo? Like a camel and a dromedary standing side by side?
Jab
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