h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well peopl must have me on there lists eh i mean your jay name you will have to unsubcribe me or have you lol ttfn cutie im going off too mind it takes 20mins for my name to go off too lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well im back now im going to get
my breakfast soon i havent got a
clue how to get rid of the messages you have unsubcribed too lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

arent you home yet im going to go to the shop soon for sometext me when you get in
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i did txt you when i was almost home are you back from shop i should think so lol anyways hope to see you before comes on xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

why are you on here and not yoome
thenwot did you for tea did you go shopping i thought
you might have been to busy to talk to me before before buffy so
i was playing on ps2 lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

have you gone or wot im not waiting 4 hours for a reply giggle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oh well thats good isnt it lmao
first you tell me to come on here
not on the text it says you have
gone on yoome oh well there isnt
any time left to be messing about
now giggleits your fault you didnt give me a chance
to even login giggle anyways im going now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i was on yoome and you wasnt like i asked you to lol so i came on here to see if you was around why did you think i would be too busy to talk with you and when i txted to say i was going on yoome its only cos i had waited ages on here lol where you gone now then xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i only went to argos and iceland to get lasagne no really shopping eh lol wot did you have for tea i got you slimfast shake for breakfast lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ooppssi fell on here i dont know how that happened lol i
bet you got somefrom iceland
eh oh and you said you had to feed and unpack when you got in so i thought you might not have had time to talk to me and now you have gone intown being noty lmao i had
for tea yuk i isnt
having that slimfast yuk lol
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oi why didnt you text me when you got back in from town giggle well im not telling
you im on here now lmaoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OI i messaged you on yoome if you had bothered to look lol anyways are you still on? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oi you know i dont go on yoome
during the day so is the all you
got hoover bags how intresting eh
lmaonope im not here now lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i told you on yoome wot i got lol you sometimes message me at dinnertime if you have time stop fibbing lol wot you been doing today and why didnt you do as i told you lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well i have just messaged you so
i think i am still on giggle i havent done anything today wot did you tell to do i have forgot lmaowhy doesnt your box friendly skin thing not work gigglexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ooops i never seen that message from yetserday about your tea lol and when i said unpack stuff i had weeones new toy and other things i didnt buy things from iceland oh stop making me sound boring lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxx

so have you just been on here all day then i know that doesnt work i have wrong code eh tell is wot it is wot you having for tea i see you have fixed your page it was a right mess eh lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

nope i havent been on here allday
i have only been on about 15 mins
oi dont be a cheeky cow giggle my
page never did look a mess lmao
i think your page could do with a
major facelift giggle i dont know
wot im having for tea tonight wot
you having did you get any
i might have that for my tea lol
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well how can i make you sound intresting then giggle wot was the point going to iceland then if you didnt buy anything
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you have been on longer stop fibbing you cheeky cow giggle listen mines is getting facelift soon bet you will be jealous eh lol isnt any good for your tea i dont know wot i want for tea lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx