h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

im talking about yesterday when i was at mums i got oh never mind lol are you drinking just now if im boring you is an alcky so there lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ok i have been on 20 mins is that
better lol wot you going to put in those boxes manda is going to
do to for you i bet you put like
a1 eh dislikes jay221 lmao i might have crumpet for tea giggle
i wont be jealous cos i will just
make you do me one on pc so therexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

do i like a1 i didnt know that lol maybe i will let you fill them boxes for me you would make a right show of is eh giggle wot will you have on crumpet for tea then lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

nope im not drinking now i think
you isthough your confusing me you isnt boring me so shut up lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

55mins you have been on well thats how long you messaged me it was 5 hours before that so there lol i think your drinking cos im confused now wot you on about saying im boring? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

aww stop fibbing you know you like those crappy singers lmao i would fill it up with britney giggle yeah let me fill the boxes
in for you i can change them once
you have filled them in eh lmao i
might just have butter on my crumpets lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

people will slag you off for liking britney lol a1 is ok leave them alone lol are you wanting one of them on your page wot you really having for tea you isnt allowed butter xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well h2g2 is telling fibs cos i havent been on 55 mins giggle if you look up a couple of messages you mention boring lol so its you
wot is the confusing one giggle
did you got to macdonalds for a diet coke lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well i will have a look at your when its done then decide if i want one on or not lol oh i dont
know wot to have for tea might just have cottage cheese on rolls
lol if you put a1 on yours people
will ask you who they are rotflmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i know im boring but i havent said that today have i maybe im sleepy eh lol i didnt go to mcdonalds today i told you on yoome wot i did lol will i be seeing you on there at usual time whenever that is lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you did say that lol awww go and have a nap then if your sleepy i havent had a nap either today wots the usual time for yoome giggle im going to have my
tea at 5 i think then go to the shop then my sisters i think i will put an advert on my pages for cheap cigs giggle brb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you is too fussy you is getting box thingy anyways so there lol i think i will have pizza for tea i think no people will say whose britney again and why has she wrecked her hair lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i dont want to have a nap i think you is just trying to freak me out lol you is busy tonight you wont have time to talk with me on yoome then will i if you advertise them you there wont be any left for you to sell lol where you brbing to now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i want to add something else to my page before you put one of those boxes on lol have you seen britneys hair then its a mess would of you done that if you had
hair like hers lol oi you isnt allowed a pizza they will make you fat lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well dont have a nap then moany(_:_) lmao is that wot yours
looks like lol awww this message screen as gone blank now its worse than yoome giggle why am i busy tonight i needed the loo
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i wont be putting box thing on your page today manda isnt on yet wot did you put on yours then lol i havent seen britney yet im just going on the slagging off you gave her well how is you allowed pizza and im no i can have day off diet eh lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oi i dont have square butt cheeky chops lol your screen only goes blank when you have been on here for a few hours happens to me all the time lmao im going to have to make weeones tea soon and no funny comments from you lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i want to put one of those leisure district badges on my page you know like manda as on his awwww ok i will let you have
some pizza but only have 1 slice
cos thats all i have lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oh right i wouldnt mind one of those on my page either ok i will have 1 slice of pizza if i ever get round to making it lol when i talk of food it doesnt make me hungry bet you dont want tea either now eh lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

(_:_) thats not a square but its
a nice one giggle oh so your telling me your on hours at a time eh lol oh well you are leaving me eh lmaoi might go and getxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx