h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had this vision in my head of Airy and the pope having afternoon tea together..

Can you imagine that??? The pope would be wearing his tea

Yay. I understood the scottish! I even started talking with the scottish accent...badly I'm told by my family but oh well. Love the scottish accent though...

Yay scottishness!
PWT

Och aye, it's fair braw

aye.

Ah, tis a braw, bricht moonlite nicht the nicht here the noo

Actually it's pourind down and grotty, but i don't know the Scots for that.

the sun is out here now..but it was realy dark first thing this morning and wet....I think they say it's Pi****g down just like we do airy

Yep, that's the International language.

Ooooooh, hang on, i've just remembered the Scots word for being soaked through.........DROOKIT. Isn't that a wonderful word?

Ehm fair drookit the noo!!!

ach na. Tis just terrible! Been really hammering it down today

Hmmm, but i've been stuck out in a field again On my tombstone it'll read;

"Airscotia, he was a man out standing in his field. Most weekends"

not very outstanding if it's cold and wet airy

aw to be somewhere warm....

Yeah, i often have that thought

er...why the evil grin Air? *is a bit worried*

airy that was rude in front of Kit She's a young lady.

.........Ahem, nope.

*is confuzzled*

i feel like i should be playing with some children's toys now pretending to ignore both you and Tabs!

just slap him Kit.he's a cheeky monkey and i know what he meant ..but it was funny

My mind works on one level Kit, and i can't resist a double entendre

Forget the toys, Tabs will clip my ear and keep me under control.