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Titania (gone for lunch) Started conversation Jan 16, 2003
*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*
Eh - about what Mary and MS are doing - have you noticed that MS is a 
?
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 16, 2003
Greetings Titania! (scrub Ripley on the head for me, too)
Yes, I have noted a rather disconcerting glint every time he smiles, almost as if his incisors are preturnaturally long. No good can come of this, I'm sure. There must be some way to avert the impending demise of Mary and here virtue. 
B4shelosesit
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 16, 2003
Yes, but what?
Whatever it will be, we *mustn't* attract the attention of that very large person!
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 16, 2003
See! See! WhadidItellya?!?! We gotta warn her--NOW!
B4
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 16, 2003
Between your poetry and Mary's antics, I'm feeling a bit flushed. 
B4
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 16, 2003
Ah, yes. Well, that's a...um...how shall I put it politely?...a condom (we can use the word condom here, can't we?) that's made from whatever parts of the inside of a sheep that they use. It's labeled as the world's only 'natural'...um...condom. They're just as effective as the latex rubber kind, but fit a bit differently.
B4isaymore
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 16, 2003
*wipes puddles of white wine off her keyboard, having laughed out lud with a mouthful*
If that causes any malfunction, I'll hold you responsible!
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 16, 2003
Gotta catch me first! Besides, laughter is good for you.
B4
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 19, 2003
Hmmmm... my F4 key is malfunctioning now, meaning I have difficulties using the Shift+F4 and Alt+F4 commands...
*starts planning how to catch a B4*
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 19, 2003
Look, Ti, this is like 'drinking and driving'. You just shouldn't do it. 
B4
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 19, 2003
"You've led me on a merry little chase; a very merry chase, indeed!" 
B4
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Ripley the unau Posted Jan 20, 2003
*sneaking behind B4's back, dragging some leafy twigs*
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 20, 2003
Okay, okay, Titania! I give up! I can see that I could never hope to evade both You and Ripley, so I've decided to give you a Replacement Keyboard.
B4igetpuncuturewounds
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 20, 2003
You would not BELIEVE how many iterations of "Preview" it took to get that to look right...
B4iCanotherKeyboard
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 21, 2003
Why - thank you!
*thinking it's high time to call those nice young men in their clean white coats*
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 21, 2003
"You'll never take me alive, Copper!"
B4
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- 1: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 2: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 3: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 4: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 5: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 6: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 7: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 8: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 9: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 10: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 11: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 19, 2003)
- 12: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 19, 2003)
- 13: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 19, 2003)
- 14: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 19, 2003)
- 15: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 20, 2003)
- 16: Ripley the unau (Jan 20, 2003)
- 17: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 20, 2003)
- 18: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 20, 2003)
- 19: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 21, 2003)
- 20: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 21, 2003)
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