h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grins*

Bonfire night is going to be fun then?

*imagines viking as the guy*

A drop of petrol on the wood ensures ignition. First one must stuff the guy. How do you intend to stuff it? And what do you intend to use for stuffing?

Raffia. He is very fond of raffia. Also fond of bamboo, so a few slivers under the fingernails might be a pleasing touch.

As for how to get the stuffing in there, well, i think we have all seen how they do this to chickens?

zdt

Steve (Slimy B*st*rd Landlord) is extremely talented at 'adding fuel to the fire', so to speak. So, we could use him for ignition I think that the slimy part is an oil slick, so that accounts for the fuel component, plus tells us why nothing seems to stick to the guy,
Aren't men a stupid species (No offence intended to those of them here who are actually ostly intelligent)

*mostly*

not *ostly*

http://www.sosuave.com/romance/david/art61.htm

There are actually some true things there; Animal!!

zdt

..

Oh Yes.. quite so!!

I don't think that that whole species needs any more help' in learning to be slimy It might come as a surprise to most men that learning 'tricks' on how to seduce women and become 'sex gods' (usually in their own bl**dy minds), just means that someone has succeeded in 'training the puppy to not pee on the carpet'
I apologize for my negative attitude toward half of the planet's humanoid inhabitants, but there have been some pretty messed-up types that I have dealt with in the past few years I almost truly wonder if the ones with the little dangly bits hanging at the junction of their torso and thighs are actually displaced refugees from a planet that deals with the mentally unstable residents of another galaxy


On a MUCH cheerier note my Mum came for a sortvisit today. She brought me two dozen , all different colors!!!!!!
There is a pretty mint green one, a pale mauve one, pink ones, buttercream ones, sunshine yellow ones, orange/salmon ones, peach ones, blood red ones, and a big white one. She also had a LARGE box of assorted
I have never been so overwhelmed with kindness I wanted to strangle her for spending the money, but it was just so sweet, generous, and kind, that I couldn't help but
Now, THERE is something a member of that species SHOULD think to do! Oh! How I wish someone of the MALE persuasion would do something as nice as that for my Mum She deserves it more than anyone I know

Whatever the reasons for it, I'm leaving this thread until the anti-male bile subsides.

Terri, you know where to find me offsite.

Sorry, putting my tiny little feminine foot down here.

It's MY journal & i personally do NOT hate men, i may hate some of the behaviour in some cases of some of them, but equally i hate some of the behaviour of some women.

Please don't post blanket condemnation stuff here. If there are specific instances of nasty things & you need to get them out of your system, OK, but to condemn half the human race simply for having a willy really isn't on in my opinion.

Other than that, hope the foot is healing nicely.

Ivan, just emailed you

zdt

Speaking as a 56 year old male, I have discoved good and bad in both sexes and don't think you can lump one against the other. As aone time manager, I found working with both men and women as staff, that they both could be hard workers or slackers, or whatever, sex did not come into it.

Ah - thanks someone for a fair&balanced reply... I always hate those generalisation stuff, 'Men just don't get women - this is because [insert whatever farfetched reason here, usually with some sort of a sexist (anti-men/anti-women) subtext]'. People have problems because they have problems, not because they are male/female.

Yeah yeah, I know, 'it's all just joking, don't be so heavy'... ach, whatever. I still don't like it. *shrug*

~waves~

I've known some real s too, both sexes, and have found that a good 90% of the time, people are only s to you so far as you will allow them to be. To some degree, if someone mistreats us, and we take them back or continually put up with it, then it's at least partly our own responsibility if we feel crappy again later, isn't it? Anyone who truly loves another person will at least TRY to honor a reasonable request for respect and consideration. Goes for friends/acquaintances/coworkers, etc, too, as well as lovers... I have had to chuck two "friendships" in the past two years because I got tired of setting myself up to have abuse hurled at me by people who couldn't even be bothered to think about my feelings/opinions/interests/etc. You might feel like you're doing the other person wrong, but at some point, you have to look out for yourself!


And there's plenty of nice guys out there, I live with one. He's an absolute , even if things aren't "perfect" all of the time. If I, who had resigned myself to either spinsterhood or being fixated on by codependent losers, can develop a good relationship with a decent person, then the rest of you ladies had better not lose hope!!

(And I think Ivan is a wonderful guy, too! Come back, Ivan...

Ivan - Don't leave.
I'll leave.
Not coming back, either. Ever.
goodbye.
By the way, don't blame the injured party for the person whos doing the injuring's behavior choices. Sometimes it's not as simple as having a choice to leave or stay in a place (not necessarily a relationship) wher e there is a hurtful and cruel person doing rotten thngs to you.
Terri - I apologize for ruining your space. I actually really love men, too. I do, after all, have five sons that will eventually all be men. Ones that, I certainly hope, will be more responsible in their behavior to all humans than most I've met.
DON'T ANYONE E-MAIL ME> I will simply delete ALL e-mail from anyone on hootoo lists. That includes everyone.
Karen
Goodbye.

jumps in, odd on, dunt go Karen, sod the men, think of the animal's, well me in generalpretty please...stay on hootoo

I was too late,FarmerKaren has removed her membership from hootoo and the email bit is true








I've lost a friend

I'm assuming that this lashout was directed mainly at me, because of this: "By the way, don't blame the injured party for the person whos doing the injuring's behavior choices."

I wasn't. I was simply stating that the "injured" party is responsible for THEIR OWN behavior choices. People ARE responsible for their own behaviors and choices, period. And getting snippy with me or anyone else, or bashing the entire gender (like it or not, male and female belong to the same species) doesn't change that fact.

Sorry, Terri, if asking that half the world's population not be maligned due to one person's relationship choices, was out of line. I'll follow Ivan's example, and , and the spiteful bile can continue.

I'm assuming that this lashout was directed mainly at me, because of this: "By the way, don't blame the injured party for the person whos doing the injuring's behavior choices."

I wasn't. I was simply stating that the "injured" party is responsible for THEIR OWN behavior choices. People ARE responsible for their own behaviors and choices, period. And getting snippy with me or anyone else, or bashing the entire gender (like it or not, male and female belong to the same species) doesn't change that fact.

Sorry, Terri, if asking that half the world's population not be maligned due to one person's relationship choices, was out of line. As you say, specific vents and rants are one thing, generalized male-bashing is something else, and I won't be subjected to it, it makes me sick. I'll follow Ivan's example, and , and the spiteful bile can continue.