h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What happened to the suitcase Sarnia? (And g.morning to everyone else)

Intended to have the lie in of the week today but not feeling at all well so gave up!

Weather...darker and windier by the second (but good for the lupins)

Breakfast... none

Thought for the day...w**k in 4 days

Mornin' all,

"Did you miss me (yeah!) when I was away, did you hang my picture on your wall..." ooops, Mr Glitter's not cool any more, is he?

Don't you just hate it when you turn up on a new site and find the whole thing's Ethernet, and you've only got a Token-Ring-enabled PC? No? Just me then? Well, it explains my brief disappearance yesterday.

Did I miss anything good?

Morning.

Cold, wet, spinach, stale Corn Flakes, Kettley.

"I skipped the part about love."

V Max,

What is a 'Token Ring'? Is it something to do with hobbits?

Ali,

No. It is a ring with no financial value, and hence when given as a gift it is purely "token". It does not mean you have become engaged.

Mornin' Pat, Sarnia, LLB, Ali, Max (and anyone else who knows me)

"I'm going for a P, please Bob"

"You are the leakiest wink. Goodbye"

Today I am mostly misquoting TV shows.

Weather in Reading: trying to rain, holding off so far.

Does anyone remember that rumour that was all around the office recently that when Bilbo Baggins dies he'll turn into a great big diamond. Well, they say old hobbits die hard...

Did anyone see Simon Tucker's foray onto the board yesterday? Marvellous...

BAH!

Terrific spat going on between Johnston and Bettyfjord on FLN.

Good morning all once again especially Pat, because he is obviously losing it, Sarnia, because I missed her claming influence, Chopsy, because she is not feeling well and thinks I could make money with the gossip I sent the girls last night, Peter, because he is a lovely man who makes me laugh and the others, for being the others. Peace and to all today...I feel the garden calling me once again.

Mornin' All (esp. All) Chipper?

Weather? getting colder, easterly breeze, rain this eveing.

Vegetable? cauliflower.

Breakfast? is for poofs and wimmin!

Woodland creature? badger.

V Max, Token Ring??? ROFL!!!

Coat? yep it's on, later gang ...

Morning Bushy, you mad crazy fool, you!

Morning Magster

Brilliant: pretend to go mad, and everyone turns up.

Bushy: you're currently one alibi short of being excused for yesterday's no show.

Stick 2 pencils up your nose and say 'Wibble'.

Yes Mags...do you want me to contact The Sun for you? There is money to made from that there gossip...and is it raining with you now BTW?

Pi**ing down here

Feeling a bit better now, I think maybe not SARS but pre work nerves YIKES!

No chopsy, don't contact the scum...please!

Raining here too now, bloody hate the rain, I get wet outside

By the way, are you all following betty and ij's argument on FLN? betty is my heroine, she is wonderful and as clever as I wish I was but am not again.

Methinks that is the end of their (once) beautiful friendship now that she has been johnstoned...

Ali,

Paul Bernal - is he one of yours? I like his style...

V Max,

"Paul Bernal - is he one of yours?"

You make me sound like a puppeteer! I have only been me and Norman Gossipmonger this week, I'm afraid.

He's genuine (I think).

Ali,

Sorry, didn't mean it to sound like that.

I meant "Goodness me, that splendid chap Paul Bernal has the wit and wisdom I usually associate with Woody. I wonder if it is he, in disguise" or somesuch...

I'm quite good at mock indignation. My female side is coming to the fore, I suppose.

No, he's not one of mine.

Pat,

Alibi? No alibi needed old boy, I was shagging louloubelle and could not be bothered getting out of bed (or out of shower. or off hall floor ... ) to post to you bums!!

WHAT? Well, her husband is away isn't he? So why not eh?

Blimey! I cannot stop yawing today, I'm absolutely shattered mate ...

Bushy, I do hope that you and chopsy took precautions the thought of a little bushyloulou running around is bit like thinking of damien in the omen