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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Dec 17, 2004
Boooooooo.....
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hellboundforjoy Posted Dec 17, 2004
If I'm understanding this I think this "bacon baiting" would be dangerous. I know it can be life threatening when animals eat string or dental floss. It can damage your digestive track.
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 17, 2004
Not planning on trying it... I don't like dead pig.
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Snailrind Posted Dec 18, 2004
A quick search on Google has led me to the understanding that there are several different forms of "teabagging".
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/teabagging/
As for the bacon, well, it doesn't actually get as far as the digestive tract, and it's similar to certain veterinary procedures, so I don't suppose it does all that much harm. Unless you get cramp of the sphincter, of course.
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Snailrind Posted Dec 18, 2004
You seem a mine of... erm... avant-garde terminology, Stealth. Got any more? The teabagging one was altogether daft.
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 19, 2004
Indeed there would appear to be some rather daft variations of 'teabagging' out there... The definition I am familiar with is the carefully done biting of the scrotum...
I know a few other terms... 'Roman Shower' which is the practice of emetophilia. 'Gatecrashing' - sex with glowsticks. The Dirty Sanchez, which you don't want to know about. 'Furtling' which is just weird [sex with a picture with a hole cut in it]. 'Bagpiping' - sex with the armpit.
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Snailrind Posted Dec 19, 2004
Nearly toppled off my seat with laughing at those. It's the names that really get me. I think 'bagpiping' is my favourite.
I never did find a name for bubble-wrap fetishism. Maybe we oughta come up with one. And snail fetishism... or is that just me?
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Dec 19, 2004
Snail fetishism would fall under Zoophilia... don't if Gastropophilia would be the specific term...
Bubble-wrap fetish must have a name...
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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Jan 1, 2005
it probably falls under something to do with a polymer
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Jan 15, 2005
That was bad my Snail loving friend...
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