h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They might be a good way of socialising without havig to cast about for something to say.

B - that was a wise thing to say, how astute of you to notice

bah! mornings are bad....

Eh?

Mornings at the library before school, there are several friends of friends of mine, who shall remain nameless for the sake of my sanity, that are just too awake at seven in the morning

So you were being fairly random then...?

Yeah, mostly...

"They mostly come at night... mostly"

That was almost as random as the cheese conversation we had quite a while back, member??

Specifically? No.
But then do you remember just how bad my memory is?
Only conversation I can remember at this precise moment involving cheese was one about a giant talking stilton...

Yeah, well. Mine is getting worse, well we know what that's from... *grins slyly*

You been smoking again? Or just getting old?

Can't it be both?
Use it or lose it.
Wait, what were we talking about?

well, yeah, it takes the edge off of the pathetic existence a bit...

I find c****** is about the only thing that does that for me. Expensive though, so I only get a l*** when NERd's resident substance misuser has quality stuff in his possesion and is kind enough to share.

Never tried anything that hard though.....

There's a practice that called "fluffing" I think...

I'll just stick with the easy stuff...

"Fluffing"? I thought that was a euphemism for "farting"!

Fluffing is the quite illegal practice of "...blowing coke up each other's bums."