h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hahahahahahhaha no the wonder you've never been back Helen hahahahaha I used to live in Penrith,very beautiful,until the winter came and we got snowed in !!! Ok Marc,not on a campsite,beside the waters edge.near the car,and skinny dipping by moonlight ! Sounds good to me ! All we've got to do is actually get there ! Better make it in the summertime though,it gets freezing up there in the autumn.I wouldn't want you to have to go cracking a hole in the frozen water before we go swimming ! Perish the thought ! hahahahaha Infact we will perish !! hahahahaha Love to you both xxx xxx Pinky

the most i can manage is putting a tent on the front lawn and using the puddles we have right now. cos its raining

You can put a tent up Helen ? WOW,your a genius !! I'm very impressed !!! I can give instructions while someone else puts up the tent ! hahahahaha Love From Pinky In a Pretty wet and dull Sunny Blackpool xxxxx

well, someone has to and as grumpy is useless.....

im the one that hitches up the caravan too. ive never driven while pulling it though.
im also the one that puts up the awning.

talk about being clever

Wow i am mega impressed if only i could have a woman who can pitch a tent hitch up a caravan and pull it for me do the cooking and be good looking as well i would be in paradise..and if they where expert car mechanic as well then i would have to keep checking my pulse to make sure i hadn`t died and gone to heaven..

a car mechanic as well???

you dont ask for much do you?

Well ok i`ll do my own car if the woman can do the rest..but i would need a good massage after doing the car...lol
OOOOOOO going to get all the feminists having a go at me now.. >>>>

slap slap slap

I see, but if i was the one giving out the massage would that be more to your liking?
MMMMM maybe it would be more to my liking..hahahaha

now now.. this is a clean show..

ive already had one offer of a massage tonight from a man who lives near to loch lomond.. i had to turn it down though. his arms werent long enough

It wasn`t nessy on holiday was it?? hey if you had the offer tell him to get himself 2-300miles closer to you then try the offer again..lol..
I`ll just wait untill such a time i can reach without having to have my arms surgicaly stretched..hahahaha
You know me Helen i couldn`t keep clean if i worked in a soap factory..something to do with leopards and spots
n s
Marc

they havent invented a soap that will keep you clean

MMMMM ding dong your not wrong
and it`s all done in the best Pooooosible taste
Bad news about London..Poor Tony Blair when he wages war on terrorists he is in the wrong now that the terrorists have done this people will be saying why didn`t Tony Blair do something about it? can`t win can he?

bring back winston churchill.

bring back national service make these yobs with nothing better to do into usefull members of society..then send them over to Afganistan and places like that to fight the terrorist on there own soil..there is all them desserts and mountains over there where they can kill each other without getting the innocent involved...
GGGGGRRRRRRRR it just annoys me so much when people can do things like that and seem to get clean away with it..we spit on the pavement and we end up getting arrested..

?????

I`ll have the and the (though i prefare or any decent coffee) but as regards the you can keep that i don`t drink alcohol..

i only have red mountain...

or tetley teabags

Well what do you know ? Just when you thought peace and quiet had arrived in h2 ,I'M BACK hahahahahahahaha I know,you've missed me right ? Just pretend then OK ? hahahahahahaha Hope your OK Helen xxx And you too Marc xxx I've missed you Love Pinky xxxxxxxxxx

wahey look who we have got here our little sweetheart pinky.. sorry i haven`t been around much but as i explained in email been a busy chap..and by the looks of things you have been busy too you hardly seem to be on in an evening these days..been noseying at some of your back mail..lol
I can`t remember if you said you have access to a PC or not..if not then i will have to come on here just to chat with you..cos we can`t be kept apart like this again can we..????? and s as always
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