h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mornin pinky.

i know, any decent man would deliver the kisses personally. he wouldnt leave it for us to collect them..
and they wonder why we women moan

I am in Leigh
Up the M6 to junction 23 (Haydock)
onto the A580 heading toward Manchester
turn left onto A579
turn left junction after Asda and i am near there..
I am going on the M6 this weekend hopefully going camping at windy harbour near poulton-le-fylde on way to Fleetwood
I would ask you ladies to join me but i know Helen doesn`t like camping what about you Pinky would a night under canvas interest you?
Actually it isn`t canvas now it is more a type of nylon they make tents out of but you know what i mean..
loves hugs n kisses
Marc

who said that i dont like camping????

i grew up on it and have spent many a holiday under canvas (or nylon).
we progressed from various tents, to a trailer tent and then to an old caravan to start us off.
we then had a much newer one, which my ex took when he left me.

we now have another old nail sitting in the front garden. its not used very much as i hate holidaying with

i have also spent weekends away with various groups and have been in charge of cooking for the masses.. now thats an experience!!!!!
you try cooking for 40 with only a 2 x 2 ring cooker..

i just feel that now im getting older, i need my comforts more and a tent doesnt have it for me

I`m sorry hun i was under the the impression you wasn`t into camping yet it turns out your an expert you do surprise me..
you have a caravan sat there doing nothing?
you wouldn`t by any chance be willing to work some sort of deal on it would you..?
cos at the moment i am thinking of selling all my camping gear, a digital camera and a car stereo to try and raise enough money to buy a caravan so that i can take the family away at least for one week over the school holidays..haven`t been away as a family for nearly 3 years now

marc.

its old and past its best.. the gas rings have rusted off.
so i use my camping 2 burner stove, a toaster and the oven or get chips.
its about 25+ years old and bits are falling off.
its smart enough inside for its age and there is plenty of storage space.
but as much as i would love to get rid of it, he wont let me.

we havent used it for over 18 months as i refuse to go away with him as its no break for me.

Ah well if you hear of anyone getting rid of a caravan that would sleep 4 you could always ask if they would consider doing a trade..same goes for a campervan..
funny i would have had the money for holiday this year but moving house took priority..sent of for a driving job today pay is good and it also has the other perks like the fact that it is food i will be delivering..lol

well if you get any fresh cream cakes left over

so, how come you have moved house again?. its not that long since you moved before is it?

It`s a long story involves death threats, police, loosing my job, having my car vandalised, and being seperated from my family for 6 months..I`m not sure if i have your email address at the moment but if i can find it i will send you an email and give you a little more insight..but i am now living back on the estate where i left 2 years ago because i needed a 3 bedroom house..
remember what my theme tune is? chubbawammba, tubthumping.. I get knocked down but i get up again..well i got knocked down i got up again and soon i will start my revenge on those that knocked me down..thats if life doesn`t do it for me..

i still have [email protected]
if you dont have the pc addresses.

no wonder you havent been online much..

MMMM no wonder I didn`t have my digi-box and had to use library when i could..lol
But for now i am skint but happy (ish)

im off to bed now..

mail me and i will reply when i can.. its going to be a messy week next week and i dont know what chances ive got of getting online...
pc or digibox.

goodnight for now

Tke care Helen and remember every cloud has a silver lining..just in most cases the silver is a 2million volt bolt of lightning..hahahaha
TTFN


Marc

tell me about it..

that cloud has been overhead for a few weeks now.. and doesnt seem to be moving on

i reckon this silver lined one, is a myth

Hi Helen xxx Marc,your going to think I'm lying,telling untruths,making up stories,fibbing even ! Truthfully,my Mum LIVES in Poulton-le Fylde ! So,I'll skip on your kind offer of being under canvass with you this year,if you don't mind of course ? Now,I was thinking,(I know,I surprise myself sometimes hahaha) next year,the Lakes look good ! If you've got the canvass,I've got a kettle ! hahahaha See you soon.Love Pinky xxxx

pinky.

did anyone ever tell you that you cant plug an electric kettle into a tent

Oh NO !!! What can I bring now then Helen I wonder ? A generator perhaps ? Yes that should do the job ! Marc,I'll bring a generator OK ? hahahahaha Hope your both well Love Pinky xxxx

does she live anywhere near Windy Harbour cos that is where we went to..
I can take 2 kettles and neither of them need a generator ne of them goes on a gas camping stove
(or whatever fuel the camping stove uses) and the other one plugs into the cig lighter in my car..so I can provide a kettle and the canvas so where in the lakes could we go where we won`t be disturbed for a few days.. BTW it`s Marc here in case you hadn`t realised

Thank Heavens for that Marc hahahaha You had me worried for a minute then hahahaha Kidnapping sprung to mind hahahaha No,she lives near Poulton village Marc.Ermmmmmm,now then,the Lakes !!! Grasmere is beautiful ! Bowness is very pretty ! Tell you what ,you bring the canvass and 2 kettles,I'll bring a map,we can get lost together hahahahaha OK ? See you soon .Hi Helen Love Pinky xxxx

talking of the lakes...

one of my early camping trips with my now ex hubby was a weekend to the lakes. we lived in a bedsit and the neighbours must have had hearing problems as the music was so loud and we used to go away, for some peace.
so on a friday night, we used to go anywahere away from it all and one weekend ended up in the lakes.(not literally)
we ended up on a hillside, and it was dark by the time we got there and then had to put the tent up.
have you ever tried cooking bacon and eggs in the dark with all the midges trying to get to the light from the flames

ive never been there since..

I don`t really mind where we go as long as we can park the car next to the tent and it isn`t on a campsite maybe near the water so we can go skinny dipping during the night..have to let me know where and when..
I haven`t had any problems getting it up in the dark it can be a little difficult the first time butonce you get the hang of it it then it goes up without any problems


Marc