h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good afternoon boys and girls.

Today, I would like to bring your attention to this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6180688.stm

Now then boys and girls, this means that you should be tucked up in bed, all safe and sound when this hits us.

One of our client's is in the office atm and he has just spoken to a work colleague who is in Scotland. Our client has been told that the weather is deteriorating as we speak so possibly, this could hit us sooner rather than later.

Please make sure all your animals are in a safe environment.

Our piggies are already in the shed, so they're going to be all safe and warm

That is the end of todays lesson everyone.

Hmmm, doesn't mention Surrey. How about:

"Dry, slightly warmer than average with plenty of sunshine. Light winds. Sunburn rating 3."

That's just so not fair!!!

I've brought all our animals in, and there resting in the lounge as we speak, do hope i have enough G&T to go around

Good lad!!!

Oh damn it, and I'd just fixed the fence.

The neighbour at the back, has just released his fencing and lay down in the garden..

I have had most of the big trees in the garden "pollarded" last summer and so with a little luck if we get the high winds they should be ok! and also shut the shutters on the house too! so i'm off down the pub for a while, for a game of snakes and ladders with Dave

wonders if I need to alert Dutch rescue teams!

Nah! Dave and I are only going to be out for a while and it's not like were at sea, it's only the local

How long, do you think, before it arrives here? We ALWAYS get your bad weather, sooner or later.
Forecast for tomorrow: 17°C and mild.

Winds nor howling Gales (who is this gale person anyhow)? will stop me going out tonight... or goign on the train tomorrow... Mind... there might be some leaf fall... trains could be dubious

is Gale related to Geil*?


* German for happy. Dutch for . this a family website.

It doesn't mean happy in German. It means horny.

>>It means horny.<<<



Doesn't that make someone happy then??

How would I know?

same in Dutch....

some one told me that means happy...adjust my memory to different translation.

Oi!! You've pinched me smiley...

So Scotland is going to experience normal weather then, while England will get decimating hurricane force winds, of around 10 mph?



So I could get a bit damp tomorrow then?

I've been preparing for it. Bought two bottles of factor 24 and a new paddling pool. Might have a barbecue...