h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After 12 months of pestering, I finally have a cheque to send to a training company so I can start my AAT at NVQ Level 2!!! YAY!!!

I'm doing the home study pack which means I can actually start now instead of August.


Gawd...I'm sooooo excited!!!

Congratulations!












(By the way... what's an AAT? Or an NVQ, multi-level or otherwise? )

AAT Association of Accounting Technicians


NVQ National Vocational Qualification


Sowwy...I forgot there are people from the land of criminals that read this

I was hoping it was the Association of Aardvark Taunters. That could have been fun.

That actually pretty much sums it up very well!!!

This is a long-held ambition of yours, is it? When did you first have the urge to taunt South African mammals?

Well...for about a year and a half now.

They've just got that look about them...they need taunting.

Also, I think one of my bosses is an Aardvark, so I will fit in just nicely

Vicki - soon even smarter!

That all depends on whether I can pass my exams or not! But here's hoping!

do not sell yourself only 4 feet, if we know that you are much taller!

Do you start by just gently teasing baby anteaters?

"here boy, look, lovely yummy"

whizz it out of the way as hapless creature approaches & go

zdt

They're s stuck to a piece of string. I just keep pulling the piece of string until it gives up

Cruelty to String. I am phoning the Police.

zdt

String = Sting = Police

Great stuff! I keep meaning to go back to my NVQ in care while I can still do it free, must do it soon!

*hides her calculator under Rob the Carpet*

a been counter! Be gone foul creature, back unto the pit from whence thou came!!!!

hang on a mo' accountancy is boring and your not boring?? I don't get it!?what's the catch!

They drill into the bowels (oops am i allowed to say that?) of the earth for has-beens, blend with Rob the carpet fixtures, count them up & consume a certain amount & file their tacks returns.

This only works with very non zen ca-ca's. The remainder are liquid assets.

zdt

What's wrong with being an aardvark? They're lovely kind nocturnal creatures that eat termites by slithering a l-o-n-g sticky tongue into termite nests. They keep the termites from eating our houses...

Viva aardvarks!


WR