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Oh my... Oh... My....
Posted Dec 30, 2002
There is some tremendous Afghan skag doing the rounds at the moment.
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My Drug Experiment
Posted Dec 30, 2002
In the last fortnight I have undertaken a project on behalf of Channel 4 television, who, in association with the Metropolitan Police and Glaxo Wellcome will support my use of Class A drugs and the rehabilitation I will subsequently require from my experiment in drugs and faith.
The program will air in the Spring showing the build up and process of my self-imposed drug addiction. I have been posting infrequently of late and have begun with the heroin stage initially on the advice of Dr Martin Chalmers of Josephine's College, Cambridge. I am keeping a journal of the whole experiment which I hope to have published, but in the meantime, I will try to update the journal whenever possible.
I am still free of any addiction at the moment and have found great pleasure in the recreational use of 'the horse' but, by next week I will be a slave to the poppy and functioning on the pure need to get high. I am contemplating pawning my television at the moment, but I have contacts who are willing to set me up with a small dealing operation which should supply enough for personal use.
I am not sure how this project will affect my faith. As a Minister of the Church of England I have met with a lot of resistance, but also a surprising amount of support as I intend to rely on my faith and love of God to lead me from the path of the tempted. Thank you all very much for your e-mails of support for the project. All comments are welcomed and could end up becoming a part of my publiched diary.
Got to run now, the film crew want to do some one-on-one interviews rather than watch me typing all day long!
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Optimism, pessimism and me
Posted Dec 4, 2002
A pint glass is filled with half a pint of milk.
An optimist looks at the glass and says 'why, it is half full'
A pessimist looks at the glass and says 'but it is half empty'
I look at the glass and say 'it is sour'
This is wholesale theft. Don't believe the hype.
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Relieving office boredom
Posted Nov 26, 2002
I have found a novel way of relieving the tedium of work. Whilst throwing things at a wall in my office I was holding my breath and enjoyed the biggest non-bucket induced headrush I have ever experienced. It was fantastic.
If anybody is trying to find me, I will be disorientated and spinning around like an alzheimers crack-head.
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My Poem To The Censors And The Act Of Censorship
Posted Nov 19, 2002
Censorship is a tragedy.
The censor is as brutal and barbaric as a dozen Shipman's.
Censorship is used by those living in fear.
Those living in fear, often do so because they fear losing their power.
The censors abuse their power.
The censors say 'We are merely moderators'.
The moderators are a tool of repression.
Moderator is Blair-speak for fascist-leaning censor.
I have been censored for telling the truth.
The moderators fear the truth.
I shall destroy all forms of censorship and moderation.
Only through free-speech shall TRUE democracy occur.
That and education to enable the plebs to articulate.
The moderators can't articulate.
They just try to erase opinions of swathes of society.
And cover up the truth.
Scum.
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