h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

101) TV's John Leslie is a cheeky little monkey!
102) TV's John Leslie once proclaimed that 'Lacrosse is a girl's sport and violent fist-fighting is a man's sport'
103) TV's John Leslie was born with just 4 fingers on his left hand, unlike Anne Boleyn who had 5.
104) TV's John Leslie is the bookies favourite to take over presenting The Sky At Night, all we need is Patrick Moore to kick the bucket.
105) TV's John Leslie had his bottom covered with the 'Leslie Tartan' as a sign of his gratitude for being born Scottish.

101) TV's John Leslie is a cheeky little monkey!
102) TV's John Leslie once proclaimed that 'Lacrosse is a girl's sport and violent fist-fighting is a man's sport'
103) TV's John Leslie was born with just 4 fingers on his left hand, unlike Anne Boleyn who had 5.
104) TV's John Leslie is the bookies favourite to take over presenting The Sky At Night, all we need is Patrick Moore to kick the bucket.
105) TV's John Leslie had his bottom covered with the 'Leslie Tartan' as a sign of his gratitude for being born Scottish.

Wasn't mine a johnlesleyfact then? I call that ungrateful,very ungrateful.I'm just wondering how much you like your cat? Enough to want to see it when you get home?

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106) TV's John Leslie was born with only one leg but cheated science by growing a second leg made of rubber.
107) TV's John Leslie taught Jam Master Jay everthing he knew about economics whilst they studied together at the Adam Smith Institute.
108) TV's John Leslie was taught how to DJ by Jam Master Jay.
109) TV's John Leslie is able to DJ using 6 decks at the same time, a feat only matched by DJ's Shadow and Otzi who managed 17 between the 2 of them in 1994!
110) TV's John Leslie can beatbox as well as Killa Kela, but isn't a patch on Rahzel.

111) TV's John Leslie has such long arms that he is able to buy duty-free cigarettes in Calais whilst standing in Folkestone.
112) TV's John Leslie had his heart broken by Margaret Thatcher when she closed the mines. He wanted to to be a Manic Miner after playing the computer game as a youngster.
113) TV's John Leslie chants Voodoo incantations whilst running 7 miles to work every day, he believes they will keep him safe from the public!
114) TV's John Leslie is allergic to 'southern softies', he says 'Ar reely hett thum'.
115) TV's John Leslie enjoys fishing with dynamite when he holidays in Estonia.
116) TV's John Leslie has a room made of daggers in which he likes to 'freak out' any drunken revellers who crash 'round ma gaff'.
117) TV's John Leslie once rowed for Cambridge - he was employed to debate on behalf of Cambridge Soundworks Hi-Fi Separates Shops!
118) TV's John Leslie turned down the lead role in a West End musical version of Schindler's List stating 'ar cannae sing reet!'
119) TV's John Leslie has a cameo in Prince's Purple Rain, playing cheeky next-door neighbour McArthur Boticelli-Sampsford!
120) TV's John Leslie settled the long running feud between Mohammed al Fayed and Tiny Rowland in the early 1990s by singing nursery rhymes to them until they fell asleep.

121) TV's John Leslie would have been called Johan Leissjeleijjie if he had been born in Holland as expected by his parents.
122) TV's John Leslie owns 17 mobile telephones and each one has a Van Der Valk ring tone.
123) TV's John Leslie says he can't imagine life without cheddar.
124) TV's John Leslie once beat Peter Sissons at table tennis on Children In Need.
125) TV's John Leslie's achievement was made even more remarkable by the fact he was using a badminton racquet and wearing stilletos.
126) TV's John Leslie was of such great import to Blue Peter producers, they had a microchip embedded in his hand to ward off potential abductors.
127) TV's John Leslie is currently taking driving lessons.
128) TV's John Leslie will be taking his driving test in his latest hi-performance sports car, the original Batman car from the 60's TV series.
129) TV's John Leslie had a lifesize Batcave created under his castle complete with working Batcomputer.
130) TV's John Leslie was nowhere to be seen when his neighbour Malkie McCorrigan was saved from muggers by a vigilante dressed as a bat.

Are you sure you have a job,Rev? I'm just supposing that your bishop does come around and make sure you are taking communion to bedridden parishioners,doing your quota of hospital visits and locking the vestry securely each evening?

I work 8.30-5 Mon-Thurs and 8.30-4 on Fridays but they never have much for me to do and I fortunately found I could pass my time by messing about on here for most of the day (I get paid for posting nonsense on H2G2! woohoo!). The people I work with seem to be a little suspicious as to why I write articles about my hero John Leslie all day long.

131) TV's John Leslie summarised the entire works of Leonardo Di Vinci as 'Abject overrated pesh!'

my sister has of course met T.Vs John leslie when she was working at the middlesex hospital.He came in with a hernia.

Oh no! it was Derek longmuir of the Bay City Rollers.Imagine her horror when he turned out to be horrible.Even her teddy had tartan trousers when she was eleven.The shock would have killed a lesser mortal but she was a nurse and therefore practically pure teflon.

Would he be the creepy drummer or am I getting mixed up with Paul Gadd?

Would he be the creepy drummer or am I getting mixed up with Paul Gadd?

132) TV's John Leslie stores deposits of fat and salt in a lump on the back of his neck which enable him to survive in deserts for up to 25 days without food or water.

Why,I say why do you keep repeating yourself? Familiarity breeds contempt but showing off breeds jealousy ,envy and a desire to throttle slowly.We can all see you are a very clever little boy..

Oh be off with you! Patronising ME, his Serene Royal Eminence Rabbi Tut Von Lesley Lord Viscount Bishops Stortford Gentle (Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle for short). I have god on my shoulder as Buju Banton barks whilst hollering MUUUURRRDDERRRRERRRRRR! That's right, God is riding shotgun on my coach, so don't think you can rustle my cattle with your attempts to scotchguard my pre-energetic freeflow of brainvomit.

I shall report you to the censors if you come here and quote any more Bruce Willis to me. Bruce Dickinson has the power and don'cha forget it!

133) TV's John Leslie lists A Bout De Souffle, Delicatessen, 7 Samurai, Manon Des Sources and Armageddon has his most favouritist films in the world.

Bruce Dickison was a pebble in the rock pantheon.

My dad is Nicko McBrain from the mighty maiden. Well, I think so anyway, I don't trust that mother woman who has been hanging around suspiciously since I was born, a bit sly looking. I noticed that Iron Maiden are conspicuous in their absence whenever my father (Jamie Oliver speak: Me old man, eh eh, bosh sweet as a cherry peg, oi) is in the house (two times).

134) TV's John Leslie recently turned down the job of hosting Watchdog, but to show he champions the consumer cause he brought down Enron and Worldcom for good measure.

my father would have been Angus Young.Its a sad story involving meeting the wrong trains and being mistaken for a school boy just once to often.The idea of a film has often been fielded but at present the ministry for film wants films about triumph and victory and the third nine year plan....

Angus was my hero when I was I kid, posters and everything. Then I discovered punk and I haven't looked back since. Not since I put those pins in my eyes anyway. Have you managed to get any funding for my film project yet? There must be some wealthy farmers in Somerset, they don't even have cows to look after any more, they just sit around shooting intruders and raking in money from the Common Agricultural Policy for not growing any barley 6 years in 7. Scum. Who needs farmers anyway? They should be made to work as emergency firemen then shot. That's what Tebbit told me.

135) TV's John Leslie is colour blind, he can't tell the difference between brown and pink and is subsequently dreadful at snooker.

All the farmers around here are either or they are thinking of another reason to march under the banner of the Countryside Alliance.Another reason other then let us kill foxes in the time honoured rural way ,back off you Islingtonites and those from the promised land of Hoxton.