h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

God isn't the new Band Aid a pile o' shite. I'll have to buy it though because it will probably go some way to easing the appalling situation vis a vis the aids orphans and widows in Africa.Still I can always melt it down or take a chainsaw to it...

i thnk we shld lt thm strve 2 dth

i ws tlkng bout Mdg R u dzy twt

& tht tltntlss ft pi-etng cnt Jss Stn. i hp she gts ebla.

cdnt agr mre.As thspecls onc sed'tomch toyng'.bckn bligtyyt?

mst pple dnt evn rlise tht andi ptrs is a rving bnder. he gt cght bmming a clner in the lavs nr his office yesterday. you hear???? you hear! yes.

ivemetandipetersactchewerlyandalthoughitsaclicheithoughtomyselfgodhessmall

handvairyghaye,shirley?

takesitlikeamaniveheard

replace "likeaman" with "inthecouncilgritter"

that one outside white city tube? now thats not tmi i dread to think how u know

nah, he works closer to South Africa road - not right opposite t'tube

Now, in the real world I once lived within a spit of the uxbridge road and therefore even within the current eu directive on spitting distance guidelines probably three metric spits from the white city.And certainly shouting distance of qpr on a saturday.I have not yet studied the new guidelines vis a vis shouting distance,best speak to your mp onm that front.
Yours in haste
LL Owena.

Get away you tawdry racist.