h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

he does like to have a good wiggle
i've taken to waddling apparently
its not my fault its rather uncomfortable to walk around while he trys to get cozy
midwife's tomorrow, I really hoped that bit could be avoided

a small stick of TNT could persuade him to err! leave

hand to ear - listens for crying ????

well the midwife says all is well and he's just taking his time
2cm dilated apparently just thought you might like to know

booked an induction for next Wednesday if he still hasn't shown up
although i hope he has

Cheers for the detail Anth...

at least i didnt tell you exactly how they find that out

With a ruler?

hmmm not quite

booked an induction !! you now need lessons after 9 months



could be "inducement"

no they call it an induction
all you needed to know about having a baby in several medical procedures

shucks!

his he hanging back for bets ??or is it to cold out round your way

I think he is waiting for the bets...

Weather is definitely mild out, I think he was just trying to avoid the 13th and 14th

I can understand a lad, not wanting to appear on Valentines day

I'm waiting to toast the fellow

shower timesoap

well i do hope he comes soon

I think i'll go mad if he takes too much longer
well... more mad

it's because you didn't give him a watch ??

well i dont think the post makes that sort of delivery

have you checked his calender, has he got something planned for March ??like a day out

the midwife says it won't be march... in fact she has tried to march things forward again

somebody has got the timing wrong

ordoes awkwardness run in one of the family