h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well it's the 07th of February (my mums 38 today happy birthday mum)
and with less than a week till baby's due date (due on the 10th)
any bets on when he'll actually arive?
he's a bit of a pest already wriggling around at all times of the night and then making strange clicking noises
(yes i thought that was odd as well but apparently its unusual but perfectly normal)
and then he gets hiccups at all hours of the day
honestly it's as if he's got nothing better to do

i'm wondering when he'll show up and i know he's got a good three days left but I'm getting a bit fed up to be honest, and perhaps a bit hormonal...
also its an amazing thing when your expecting, you never expect people to come and ask "how much longer do you have" and then when you answer you get "oh he's still very high up isn't he" not that i know how to answer that actually, "oh yes high up well he's not on the floor is he?"

cravings so far: Fry's Turkish delight, blackjacks and irn bru wham bars... he could have a bit of a sweet tooth so to speak

oh and i look like some sort of super stretch marked weirdo and there actually rather itchy
and if i stretch my legs then i get painful cramp and i cant move my leg, and i know your meant to stretch your toes but normally i can't even move my foot.... which isn't fun i can tell you along with heartburn but enough winging i suppose

i do hope he comes soon though *sigh*

Hang in there. You, not the kid. He/she should probably stop hanging and start dropping.

he's waiting for a bit better weatheror he's comfy watch TV


a kid who's going to show who's boss, before he shows





7lb 3oz my bid

"making strange clicking noises" eh!

a tap dancer

pre-natal tap dancing?
well thats something interesting...

well i suppose the weight is another matter to think about as well
though as far as they can tell me he's going to be "long" and probably quite a big chap

*glares at husband*

kham is 6'6" and thus it's his fault, even if 5'10" is tall for a woman

he was also overdue so i hope baby doesn't decide to do that as well
*further glaring*

I was a good early baby none of this weighting around

he has to make a big entrance, it's his day you know

I'm guessing 9lb 4

oi! that's classed as insider trading

Somewhere in the middle of those two numbers like maybe 8 lbs. 3 Oz.?
Hmm. That's my guess.

How much is a baby supposed to weigh anyway?

I got born orange because my mom had a craving for carrot salad.
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well not come yet...

i do feel the need for an early night my back isn't half sore
makes me feel really old

Well today is the due date and it doesn't look likely for him to come any time soon...

But he still could *laugh*

pepper!ashoo hello son

run out of turkish delight
must go buy some more in the morning
now i dont have any i need it more...

"I got born orange because my mom had a craving for carrot salad."

I got born yellow because I had jaundice. Twice over.

Anyone got any other random colours?

I wasn't bornI was dug up

i've just done the ironing after not touching such a device for months

the strange things that hormones make you do
my backs a bit of a pain now though... and it dosnt half make you feel warm

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is it just me?

stop changing the subject! where's the kid, have they asked for a ransom ??

no they haven't sent a note but I bought turkish delight just in case thats what they want

mid wives aren't on strike, what's the hold up

I know! Anthea is after the sympathy vote(the waiting)I'm on the kids side