h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is a mystery to me,
maybe he will fill me in at some time,
although sometimes all he says are horrably cheesy comments...
you must all know the type of thing i mean...

I've been known to call people baby-doll on occassion. I know what you mean!

someone knows what i mean... It's amazing,

Well, I try...

We haven't any uniforms either

we had a school uniform it was just a tie!

yeah the guy is a friend of mine...

Anyways I think he said it was a combination of drugs, her good looks, personality, persuaysion and a pointy stick

Hmm, drugs. Sounds like a plan...

if by that you mean easter eggs then thats fine!

Erm, yes. Of course that's what I meant...

What?!? This sucks! I wanna change schools!!

(Although the school I really wanna go to has, in some ways, a worse uniform than ours... I'm just happy I'm not a year older, than I'd be wearing the OLD uniform and that thing is hideous...Well, the Summer one's ok but the winter, eeekkk...)

See, the problem with uniforms is that they're too traditional. Last year, apparently the point of uniforms was so that we'd all look alike and no one would stand out. Or something stupid like that. So obviously, black leather and sunglasses would make far better uniforms than a neat shirt, slacks and a tie (for example, or just white and black)... right?

My school uniform (winter) is:

(And i copied this from the diary)

-School blazer
-School skirt (must be worn below the knee)
-Winter blouse - fastened at the neck
-School tie
-scarf - black
-Black tights
-Jumper or VCE jumper
-Shoes - black, plain leather, low heel, capable of being effectively cleaned

*swallows painfully*

Do you know how long that takes to put on? Especially after PE, caude ym stupid school won't let us wear PE uniform to and from school, we have to carry the bl**dy thing and get changed there. It sucks. Especially when you have PE last period!

ouchiewowow. I wear about half that many items on a regular school day, and they take about a minute and a half to put on.

Well, I don't usually wear the scarf, and I only wear the blazer if i'm cold or we have to (in and out of the gates)

We used to have a Sweatshirt, Tie, Shirt, Grey trousers and black shoes/boots (with less than 8 eyelests). But was a rebel so I wore my black trousers for 4/5 years I was there. Even as a prefect. Oh yeah.

One of our school captains keeps getting uniform infringements and detentions. It's quite funny to have her as a role-model. The other one is very presentable and stuff though. They're both pretty cool.

We looked really stupid on the train last term cause we don't wear our hats and blazers and stuff. Like, in summer, you're sposed to go to and from school wearing either your dress or blazer as outer garment (can't ever be jumper, that would helpful) and your hat, but as soon as we're out of sight from the teachers we stuff them in our bags. But, one day, the evilest b*tch of a teacher was at one of the train stations we can go to, and I go to the first one, so as we're pulling into the second one we saw her, and there was this mad rush for everyone to put on their hats and stuff. The rest of the train laughed at us But, we did avoid detentions