h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah so you live in a hispanic (spelling) aria?

...not really any more hispanic than other areas in florida...with the exception of the south in the Miami area...

Ah, never been to america, unfortunately have studied about america and its politics though,
ah those wasted three years...

...they couldn't of been a complete waste...I mean...you'll never do that again...so you did learn something...I have to say...American history is extremely boring...I like European History much better...

ah but not even history... Politics...
I learned about your elections, about congress and the house of representatives...

why would i ever need to know those things, I never intend to take part in an american election

...with the crazyness that went on in the 2001 election I wouldn't be too suprised if you were offered the chance...

vote Dr Anthea as the next president of America

I plan to disband your forces, remove all weaponry
reinstate the letter U into words like colour
and stop you from spreading into the rest of the world without tests to make sure its safe first

sorry to butt in, but we miss the seasons as well, 12 month of 3 days wet 3 days sun. no more spring/summer/autumm(fall)/winter, its now boring

we get seasons...
its easy

ice = winter
rain = spring
more rain + drought warnings = summer
gail force winds = autum/fall

we get that Scottish group...wet wet wet

you do realise that this is the only country in the world that can garantee a tan every year..............................its called RUST.

During the summer it rains and we have droughts and during the winter we have cold temperatures at night and what would be comfortable temperature during the day if it wasn't always windy...

and they can't blame poor old El Nino every year

...but they can try...
*wonders if El Nino has any relation to Billy the Kid...*

if he's got a Mexican tash, he could be. Is it him who talks with a limp and walks with a lisp??

insert a comment, or something witty here...
hi anthea its your tiranical mum hear glad to see i,v been totaly vindicated in my opinion of the mormons you make up a good sob story i hope your proud of it and your wonderfull new family im sure your gran will be very pleased on your opinion of us you better just hope the wonderfull new family dont do to you wit thay did to the yank ........................

insert a comment, or something witty here...i hope the pup makes up for the cat you abandoned

dear researcher. please learn what your talking about or shut up

yours

Dr Anthea (ACE)