h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

About the new Assassin's Guild...
Be very careful when entering the Map Room, don't step on the middle stained plank outside it, lift up your feet high when entering the doorway, and don't put pressure on the east side of the doorway unless you're suicidal, namely because at the permission of SuperMoo I have placed booby traps all over the room.

alright that sounds like a good idea

thanks for telling me

Hi...About the Illiums...aren't you getting a little nasty?Jakob's arrogant,not stupid.Well,actually,he is,because Lorelei's got snaps of him in some comprimising positions with another politician's bored wife,which could ruin his career...Let's just say Ja'mor didn't trust his dear brother-in-law Jakey.

Hmm.Harlot on Tatooine.I like it.I think I'll keep it.

Speaking of which,you wouldn't mind playing his spirit at the lakes after this,would you?Please?And remember,if you do - he *loves* her.His last word was her name.So tone down the nastiness please.

he can be nasty and love her....
my charector, mine!!!
*holds on tight*

No,he can't.And I gave him to you,I'll take him off you if I have to.

no you wont, I'm in the council,
its part of my job to controle ncps

He's *my* ncp.I gave the role to you,I can take it away.Fair is fair.And if you don't lay off with Jakob,I will.And I have a perfect reason for doing it too.

So I'll ask nicely one last time - please be nice when playing Ja'mor.

no I am one of the editors of the game account...
dont get prissy little miss

Me?Prissy?*looks hurt*

Please?

Just to apologise for rising to his baiting on your journal. Let me assure you that should I find a whetstone to 'liven' my sabre, I'll gut him.

its alright Psyc,
best behaviour from now on


and Lori....
play the game. wing it
nothing ever goes exactly how you plan

I'm not saying it does.I think you've made it your mission in hootoo life to prove that point.(Joke!)I'm only asking you be nice because he loves her.Most people are nice to the person they love.It's not uncommon.

Actually,maybe I should send you the final version of the Data Archive I've just finished,to give you an idea of their past...Expect it tomorrow abut tea-time.

Good day Dr. Anthea. If it is of any interest to you I have resurfaced.

thamian....
*hides death certificate*


what a plesant suprise...

The death certificate stillapllies because that woould be for my previous account. That is as dead as the dodo.

Going to have to wait a bit for the email,I'm afraid.

oh really thamian....
thats... nice

so how are you?
what have you been upto?
caused much chaios lately?

*a tree outside explodes*

Umm... Anthea...?