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Cheddar Gorge VI: The Return of the Monk
akira100 Posted Apr 11, 2003
[oops - please ignore my gherkin! ]
Cheddar Gorge VI: The Return of the Monk
Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Apr 11, 2003
languidly
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Apr 13, 2003
The gates are 10 feet, 8 inches thick at their most narrow point; however, they slim down when viewed objectively by Colin, the monk, who squints when March arrives without a hint of ethereal sounding, yet with inaudible fizzing fireworks which, when lambs eat oats, remind him that his name is not Colin, but Kitao Shigemasa, a name which conveys the merest suggestion of mixed metaphorical, yet literal double-jointedness which, when alliterated, makes muscles alarmingly rampant with tattoos which defied monkly decorum in that they reflect the pulchritudinous assets of Ou Meirou, the purveyor of personal services to the less than satisfactory, but still not quite wretched, putrid elements of the above mentioned unholy members of the important monastical order which has lately purchased rather an attractive furry mauve and surprisingly coppery Art-Nouveau piece of hand-crafted and immaculately detailed, yet somehow inaccurate, yet possibly dubious and deceptive in perspective and proportion as well as being everso slightly rude if somewhat strangely dull yet it sometimes seems like Colin should be be returning his Blockbuster videos before the bailiffs show him their very deformed and incredibly bizarre looking incidental, psychedelically fringed and sequined yet grubby knuckledusters with pretty knife marks etched, which spelled Colin, in the archaic, yet surprisingly moderne lettering in a script that shines with surprisingly sparkly and colourful hues that signify such sumptuous splendours as Madonna's only (occasionally) yogic technique allow, prior to the obvious display of unashamed and downright outrageous causing unrest which , alas, never quite managed to completely undermine the slightly off-putting boyish ...., un-monkish erection, in a style not entirely outrageous yet somehow distinctly reminiscent of the art deco cinema foyer like in a way which defied all reasonable attempts to clarify the convoluted stories that threatened to devour unsuspecting Colin who fortuitously (and luckily too) fell head-first into a tub of toxic tequila pickling him like an old egg-shaped pickled walnut, which fell languidly in a ditch folopping
with wild
Cheddar Gorge VI: The Return of the Monk
wysiwyger Posted Apr 22, 2003
which killed him.
(sorry but we seem to have come to the end)
Cheddar Gorge VI: The Return of the Monk
draculina Posted Apr 23, 2003
hazel!!!!!
just when i was going to make and amazing contribution.... murderer...
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Apr 23, 2003
Bad Bad Hazel.
Poor Dead Coin the Monk.
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Scarlet Woman, (new and improved)! Posted Apr 23, 2003
OOps - that should have been Colin the Monk...
Cheddar Gorge VI: The Return of the Monk
wysiwyger Posted Apr 23, 2003
Sorry CG, DDT - I realise that was a bit presumptuous! But if he's a Buddhist monk perhaps he can carry on in a new form?
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