h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

shines

with

surprisingly

sparkly

and

colourful

The gates are 10 feet, 8 inches thick at their most narrow point; however, they slim down when viewed objectively by Colin, the monk, who squints when March arrives without a hint of ethereal sounding, yet with inaudible fizzing fireworks which, when lambs eat oats, remind him that his name is not Colin, but Kitao Shigemasa, a name which conveys the merest suggestion of mixed metaphorical, yet literal double-jointedness which, when alliterated, makes muscles alarmingly rampant with tattoos which defied monkly decorum in that they reflect the pulchritudinous assets of Ou Meirou, the purveyor of personal services to the less than satisfactory, but still not quite wretched, putrid elements of the above mentioned unholy members of the important monastical order which has lately purchased rather an attractive furry mauve and surprisingly coppery Art-Nouveau piece of hand-crafted and immaculately detailed, yet somehow inaccurate, yet possibly dubious and deceptive in perspective and proportion as well as being everso slightly rude if somewhat strangely dull yet it sometimes seems like Colin should be be returning his Blockbuster videos before the bailiffs show him their very deformed and incredibly bizarre looking incidental, psychedelically fringed and sequined yet grubby knuckledusters with pretty knife marks etched, which spelled Colin, in the archaic, yet surprisingly moderne lettering in a script that shines with surprisingly sparkly and colourful ..]

hues

that

signify

such

sumptuous splendours

as

Madonna's

only

(occasionally)

yogic

technique

allow, prior to

the obvious

display

[Afternoon, Peter. I've just joined 'M' in the den. How are you? Feeling better, I hope and able to get the laughing gear round real food again.

Hi, Chels! How is the Scarlet Eminence this fine day?]