h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And I thought I was the scientist .... Oh well, let's see, if I got it all right. We have ...

[Firstly, take your sour dough (if you've any left), then add equal parts of seaweed, water, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins, then pour fresh, hot, nay, thoughtfully heated, mulled turpentine wine and throw it in a large well greased Chinese merchant's wallet where it will mature, while warming in gently simmering yak's innards which emit a curious yet strangely subtle fragrances of Nepalese grasses and mountain streams which bring cool refreshing, just like Consulate, New Jersey where one can purchase soya based simulated Yak's innards and genetically modified to enhance particular aspects, feelings and ethereal
but solid looking greased monkeys, which when added to the dough, seaweed, water, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins, should if you're lucky, react with of-fensive noises and
measures of sticky dough like gasseous goo, which looks like and smells of rather ...than actually being beyond the fifth dimensional paradigm......]

so I'll say ...Shaddap OOV!

and only needs

[Firstly, take your sour dough (if you've any left), then add equal parts of seaweed, water, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins, then pour fresh, hot, nay, thoughtfully heated, mulled turpentine wine and throw it in a large well greased Chinese merchant's wallet where it will mature, while warming in gently simmering yak's innards which emit a curious yet strangely subtle fragrances of Nepalese grasses and mountain streams which bring cool refreshing, just like Consulate, New Jersey where one can purchase soya based simulated Yak's innards and genetically modified to enhance particular aspects, feelings and ethereal but solid looking greased monkeys which, when added to the dough, seaweed, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins should, if you're lucky, react with offensive noises and measures of sticky dough-like gasseous goo, which looks like and smells of, rather than actually being, something from beyond the fifth dimensional paradigm of several...]

unsuspecting

[oh, bugger]

The scarlet Chelseaness is most concerned!

Have you been assalted? - or even had salt sprinkled upon your person?

If so - please let your friends know...

Now, I have 'Oh bugger' to go on - as you can see, my concern for your welfare has wiped the rest of the thread from my brain...

so let's say

ALL



Dylan Thomas might have travelled the same route....

sorry, Chelsea, 'oh, bugger' was an exclamation rather than a contribution. but I'll take your 'all' and raise you...

-together

ah, yes, Llaregub. a guy i know called his house Llamedos, no doubt inspired by Dylan Thomas.

ps, if anyone fancies a game of 'plumbers filmclub' or definitions, then check out my personal space.

Hi, Mycelium - it's 'M'

Whatever happened? I'd just sent OOV off to get one ACME Personal volcano - for the lava - and then we had to go and eat. He gets very grumpy if we keep him away from the trough and considering he's the cook (I'm only a chemist) - well, we humour him.

[....something from beyond the fifth dimension paradigm of several unsuspecting altogether....]

unpleasant and

not

unsurprisingly

hot,

yet

subtle flavour of

...curried...

eggs

lightly coated

in

(maybe we'll discover a new delicacy out of this. some kind of lava bread/scotch egg hybrid)

chocolate

So, where are we again? *lol*

coloured