h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

uummmm.....maybe it does still sort of make sense....

Now wot's goin' on?

Let them convince you otherwise Da S. 'Tis a far far better.....

unless you are Far too young that is

Fine - but what's your next move SW?

And no, in this particular case I don't think it is

Evening, all ...
Good Grief! WTHAW?????

Let's see ...

[Firstly, take your sour dough (if you've any left), then add equal parts of seaweed, water, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins, then pour fresh, hot, nay, thoughtfully heated, mulled turpentine wine and throw it in a large well greased Chinese merchant's wallet where it will mature, while warming in gently simmering yak's innards which emit a curious yet strangely subtle fragrances of Nepalese grasses and mountain streams which bring cool refreshing, just like Consulate, New Jersey where one can purchase soya based simulated Yak's innards and genetically modified to enhance particular aspects, feelings and ethereal but solid looking greased monkeys, which when added to the dough, seaweed, water, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins, should if you're lucky, react with of-fensive noises and
measures of sticky ...]

dough-like

exit, muttering ...

gasseous

(Just to make it interesting, y'understand )

goo, which

surprisingly

looks

, smells of

rather

Grrr ...

Simul again ...my fault, tho' ....change that last to

like and smells of ...

so we have


[Firstly, take your sour dough (if you've any left), then add equal parts of seaweed, water, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins, then pour fresh, hot, nay, thoughtfully heated, mulled turpentine wine and throw it in a large well greased Chinese merchant's wallet where it will mature, while warming in gently simmering yak's innards which emit a curious yet strangely subtle fragrances of Nepalese grasses and mountain streams which bring cool refreshing, just like Consulate, New Jersey where one can purchase soya based simulated Yak's innards and genetically modified to enhance particular aspects, feelings and ethereal but solid looking greased monkeys, which when added to the dough, seaweed, water, ganja, salt, pepper, nutmeg and raisins, should if you're lucky, react with of-fensive noises and
measures of sticky dough like gasseous goo, which looks like and smells of ...]

something from

umm, ....which looks like and smells of rather...

...than actually being...

[hope this straightens it out]

alright, swap these last two posts.

beyond

the fifth

dimensional

paradigm

of

several