h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think you can be funny in anyway you want. Sarcastic ways are also good, as long as they are not completely evil.

yeah, that sounds just about right.

my god, I'm affraid we are gona have to take it off. I hope you got something underneath or are you all free

oh my lord!!! have you heard of The Cheeky Girls hun???

YaY cant wait till me meets ya and thne we can go to the zoo in the day and f*ck all night...oopsy a bit upfront there em thinks....

yyeah id have to be frre.....but oh know you would see me,....i wish i wouldnt be the only one with no clothes on ,,,,,,,

Cheeky Girls? You are the first to tell me that such people exict. Why?

You think we can mix those two together?

ops, I think my shirt just got ripped of for no apperant reason, and I must say, you are beautiful

tHE cHEEKY gIRLS ARE THESE SKINNY TWINS FROM SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRY CUZ THEY HAVE A FUNNY ACCENT..AND ON THIS LAME SHOW LOOKING FOR pOPSTARS (oopsy sorry bout capitals) they sung this song *we are the cheeky girls touch our bum it is life* then they got a freakin record deal! they are this lame comercial act and now they got songs like *take your shoesies off* and a song bout a holidaY lol

mmmmm...dont you think the elephants would mind us though??

mmmmmmm oh your shirt just got accidently ripped of?? hmmmm like your trousers???
awww there you goign againn making me all happy and warm inside

LOL. "Touch my bum its life" Damn, where is this world going to? Not to worry, those girls are so dumb and stupid that they will wplit up real soon and later become either cheap hookers or porn stars. That what happened to Spice Bithces...I mean girls

Elephants? Not at all. We can even use those seat things they use in India to ride elephants as a bed. It would be nice and high, or a nice High

Strange things are going on, pants and shirts falling off...What is this going to lead too... You like the light on or off?

i knw all they are are puppets on a string being controlled by money grabbing brainwashing record companys

im ashamed o say i was nce a likkle attachted to the spice girls shhhh tell no ne bout my sordid past....

heehee nice play with words there hun...v.clever! yeah should be fun...cant wait

hmmmmmm it is a starnge thng goig on....hmmmmm what would you like this to lead to...... hmmmmm lights off or on whatvere! but in lights on i can see you beauty.....

I agree, Record companies are very close to the big guy up THERE. With a bit of money and some advertisement they can make a Homless guy popular.

Spice Girls were good looking ladies, maybe that why so meany people were attracted to them?

This can lead to both of us going up in flames of passion. And this flame can be the one to let me see the lips I'm about to enojy

whats going on baby? Mel left a message for me to email you but I don't know your email. I'll ask her though. Is everything alright? You are making me worried

hunni dont be all worried...read my journal... i will be having a ikkle break from here but i still wanna chat to you though babe

my email is [email protected]

you darlin

ohhhh baby!!!! I'm sorry that such a terrible thing happened. If I can do anything I'll do it for you. You want icecream, you got it. You want fancy cars and money, you got it. You want any man, or woman, wraped in a wraping paper and a big red bow on the top, you got it just ask for it.

awww babe thanx sooo much...im not gonna say much on here cuz this is the last message om going to post until next week at the earliest but can you email in like 15mins please babe??



i you

oh yeah and can i ask for you wrapped up in a big red bow??

Of course

Of course
Though I might write a bit later, Eating my food today.
Would you like some whipped cream