h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, mistress, I hope you are happy cause I couldn't sleep last night Felt sleepy all through today and mest up at the job a bit

Everything else is as sweet as sugar

oooo you couldnt sleep eh?? so what were you thinking bout thne that managed to keep you up all night
aww sorry bout the job babe........

Well, it was this girl I meet recently online. I think she lives in England and is a cool Pink haired girl

wow she slives in England and has pink hair?? she nows luvvly! wouldnt it be soooo fun if she was obessed with bondage androle play just like me!

she must be really nice???

and what was this gorgeous amazing girl doing in your thought....?

what a coincidence... She is obsessed with bondagea and role playing plus she also like fishnets. Hmmmm... I think I've seen this before

And she is an INCREDIBLY nice person. As my friend Jimmy Hendrix once said: Foxy Lady...

What is she doing in my thoughts? That a good question that needs careful thinking. Unfortunately its impossible cause the girl simply shuffled my brain thinking process

awww hunni your soooo sweet! you really know how to make a girl feel happy and wanted

so you upto much then babe??

Well, I haven'y been doing much for now. I went out looking for the Queens of the Stone Age, and couldn't find it anywhere. I did find illigal copies of Terminator 3, Matrix 2, and other movies that shouldn't be out yet

Whats going on with you?

LoZ es Legers alll over*


illegal eh?? heehee me has been erm...writing letters to my mates from different parts of the world....

hve you tried buyin Quennes of The Stone Age album off the interent hun??

You are driving me wild babe

Well, letter aren't really illegal unless, it happens for real. At least I don't think so.

I simply don't make enough money so it doesn't make sense to buy a credit card in Russia. I do have one from the States, but all I got left there is $5 bucks

yeah well you make me all ahppy thanx babe LoZ s Legers


hey sweetie sometime but only if you want maybe we could write to each other??

heehee i nvere have any money eith! lol got bout £3 on me! lmao which isnt much!

It makes me feel better to do so. I like seeing people having fun and not being sad.

Of course we can write to each other. you thinking email or real letters though

Yeah money always has been a bit of a problem for me. When I was a kid I wished to find a million and looked though constructions, woods, etc... to find a case with mafia money

i can just imagine an ikkle Legers looking orund the woods for his money

im hoping to find my millions when my rockstar royalties start pouring in! ooo im getting my new drum kit at home tomorrrow YaY

you always makeme feel nice and happy

erm...whatever i dont mind real letters or email its upto you

LOL, yeah it was some good hiking experience.

Baby, I'm sure that you'll become a famous rock star to make your FIRST million. When you gone be 21, you'll be an honored guest at Ozzy's.

Sweet, you baby do the same thing for me

Well, lets do email first, my is [email protected] If you want we'll do the real ones when I'll get back to the states. There I atleast can be more sure that the letter will get to me with out some drunk freak reading them.

aww bless its really nice to know that someone has hop in me and believes i WILL acheive my ambition on earning a milllion!

the first thing id do is cath the first flight to Anerica cuz it a place id love to go..iv got friends there in Florida...ammmm me misses them m best mate left to go live there last summer...


yyea *LoZ s Legers*



yeah ill email you later hun....woohoo...hmmmm drunken men??? wah>???

of course you will. Believe in Vision (someone said that and I remembered)

Well doesn't your friend ever flies back home?




Don't mind the drunken man part.I being Ironic about russia and drinking problem here

awww bless thats a very good statement

nah she doesnt fly over cuz all her familys ver there so we just make do with wrting

so whats it like in Russia...please tell me im curious........

Ohh you poor baby Well not to worry, when you'll be a famous Rock Star, you'll have your own plane and will be able to visit ANYONE you want.

To be honest, its weird here. Almoust 85% of the people are all selfconciense. The think too much about what others think of them. A lot of drinking that starts at 8am (beer isn't counted as alcohol). Though I must say that those 15% of people that are open, friendly, and cool, are awsome.
For example, it was raining yesterday and I jumped into a Rock Music store to wait for the rain to end and buy a CD. There was bunch of people hanging in there and one of them went out into the rain and started wasing himself It was funny as hell.
Also, an INCREDIBLE amounts of pretty ladies (not as pretty as you of course). Though they are real hard to get friendly with. To meet someone on the street can be compared to Mission Impossible.

*not as pretty as you* awww bless babe your sooooo cute i bet you have ladies queing up! me wants to meet you

hey today me brought a luvvly 1950s throwback skirt pink and flowery woohoo very LoZ! me is wearing that and a black bra and my fairy wings tomorow when i go to this far thingy YaY

how cool is russia?? beer isnt alcohol?? so whats the legal drinking age?? is ther a law about under age sex??

Englands pretty boring apart form me and my bedroom which can be full of excitement

es and s

LoZ xxx

I wish I could meet you too. The future will show. As for the costume, thats sounds soooo SEXY and SWEET. One question though, are you going to have a nothing but the bra and the wings?

Russian is freaking incredible when you are a millioner. You can buy ANYTHING:cars, women, men, drugs, ships, congress men, etc. But when you are poor, its a bitch. Every day is a fight for a survival.
Beer is still alcohol, but noone things of it as such. People drink it everywhere: streets, undergrounds, stores, etc... As for the drinking age, legaly its supposed to be 18, but back in a day I bough my first beer at 13. Now days its got even worse.
Not quite sure about sex laws. I think its 16 to be legal, but teens starting to have sex at 13 and on.

There must be some fun in London, or some other big cities.

London is great.....well bout 20% of it! its all really expensve and stuff or run down and nasty! birmingham (a bus ride away) is great! you just see soooo many alternative peeps that just talk t you...the mot interesting peeps are there! there are over 1000 shops! 4 McDonalds! lmao it takes like 30mins or more to get from one side to the other and thats just the city centre!

yeah its 16 for legal sex heretoo but i never listened

yeah just my black bra and black lace wingz! im gonna look sooooooo suppernaughty and seductive!