h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHOLE 4 McDONALDS?? Damn thats good I wanna visit England when I'll get a chance. I might even try doing by hitchhiking. Unfotunately its not gona be soon As for down towns, in suburbs of Philly, there are few tiny towns everyone go to that have only ONE street as their down town. It usually the street with the shops.

Who ever listens to laws?? I think everyone at one point broke the law. IT JUST SOO DAMN SEXY

Trust me, I can imagine

just one row of shops?? wow the small historical town i live in has 3 strees of shops and a small centre! Bhams MASSIVE though! you cant do a poper shop there and see all the shops yuo wanna in like 1 day you need 2 the least!

yeah f**k the law!

woohooo thought tomoorw theres gonna be really treny sh*t nads like the freak cheeky girls and Balzin Squad (englsih pop acts batty sqaud are this group of 10 lads that are eminem wannbess!) they all make me laugh o im goin with my banner i made BATTY SQUAD SUCK RIP REAL MUSIK and my conterversial outfit im gonna stir a few peeps YaY trouble maker me?? lmao

LoZ

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I know its kind of small, but people go there. I guess thats what they call romanticism (or however you spell that). As for the massive stores, as a guy I really dislike them. TOO huge and it takes TOO much time to find what you want.

You got those freaks too??? There isn't a lot of Eminem wannbees in Russia, but in the America its a freaking circus. They are more of a tough black guys wannabees. We call them Wigers. Those guys are radiculous and when I see one its just brings a smile on my face no matter in what kind of a mood I'm in

As for you young lady, you are gona bring that fair down. Watch out for the guys. In a costume like that you know what is the only thing on their mind

I got to go now
Bye

me s shopping for weirdnes and revealng ikkleoutfits YaY! maybe oyu could come help me shop some day and pick a few clothes that youd like me to wear heehee

i hate emineme! the only way he sells his records are by swearin and casuing trouble so all these ikkle kiddies think hes naughty and want to rebell agin st there parents so they go out and buy his sh*t and as for the hard men wannabees yyeah i know there hilarious! i bet theyd start a fight with there own mothers just to look good in frount of there mates!

yeah ill be carefull....no guys gonna get there hands on me...nless there real cute! lmao nah no one! so w=if yu saw me like that what would you have on your mind??? hheeehee

speak later babe

I don't know.... You think you can handle and you are ready to wear the clothes I'll pick for you?? You can pick clothes for me too. Just make sure there isn't too much yellow in there.

Have you ever listened into the songs of Eminem? ALL he does is wyne about his life. buhu-"my wife left me, people criticising me." In reality I think he is nothing more than a little bitch that can rhyme. As fot those guys you are talking about... The only reason they start fights with their mothers is because inside of the house, where noone can see them, they can be really cool and tough.

Well...First I would have though: "Look at those beautiful eyes, they match so well with them pink hair. Very original and stirking lady. Maybe Faith will be good to me and I'll have a chance to meet her" The rest depends on whether I'll talk to you ro not

Hey

Whats new? Nothing here. Just getting ready for some sweet ass weekend. First I'm gona have another one of those 4x4 trips, and on Sunday I might go to the zoo. I heard that Russian Zoo got itself a White Tiger and since I love those animals I simply must check it out.

Also starting to think about getting a job as a Barmen. Want to be one of those bottle throwing freaks

ahhhh sweetie long time o speak me couldnt find athis thread and im still going through all the backlog from when i was away lol

wow me s tigers too! im really not an animal lover but i tigers!

hey babe you wanna take me to thezoo cuz our local zoo is sh*t its closing down..its got owls. flamingos, 2 elephants, 2 girafees the zebras died, a few seals and a few penguins!

YaY you can be a bottle throeing freak YaY Legers...hhmmmm is that your real name hun??

what you upto tongiht babe??

and naughty es

Loz, those days that we haven't spoke made me smile 30% less, cause you ALWAYS make me laugh.

Of course I'll take you to the Zoo, but not this Sunday, I might have a date. As for the Zoo in your town, no offense, but it sounds like a menu. "Excuse me miss, would you like a side dish with that Zebra"?

I know, I always enjoyed seeing good bartenders do their job. Plus, I'll be knowing all the secrets of our city cause people always share their secrets with barmen.

no silly, my real name isn't Legers. Its DJ beat...I'm kidding, its Val

I just came back from the 4x4 tour and tired as a camel in Arctic Washed my boots for 30 minutes and now I'm just chilling

awwww hunni please dont think im really dumb and retarded for sayin this but your the most fab guy iv even spoke to! you always make me feel good and happy bout myself, you always cheer me up, you always make me laugh, your just always there for me oh god your gonna think im sooooo stoooopid!

heehee a side dish and zebra see there you go gain making me laugh

hey well LoZ isnt my real name either! bet you cant guess what my name is though....heehee

wow sounds lke you had fun though?? me has just been drumming today YaY

lol Laurah I was the most fab guy the other day lol and was stealth day b4 that lol :P divvy

Well me off darlin have a fun nite and i'll b bac prob bout 00:30.

Hi Legerz

oI y0u!

hey you called me Laurah and now Legers is gonna know my real name and i wanted him to guess!

yeah well im LoZ pRiNcEss FaIrY WhOrE! i have lllooaaddss of fave guys! heehee nah me thinks its you n Stealth n D n Legers that are my bestest! heehee

ill be online later if your sober enough!

LauRah

Why thank you Loz and I would never think that you are stupid, you sound too mature for that. You real name must be something cool and original...Pinky? or Laurah?

I do ometimes wonder what Zebra's taste like. Probably like chicken

I did have fun. And can you imagine? I met two English speaking people there, ont from Australia and the other from New Zeland. Both workin Russia for about 4-5 years. I was shocked

How's you weekend so far?

hey Korn

heehee yeah well any lady friend of yours is the luckiest girl ever!

wow yeah my name is Laurah...not Laura..Laurah hmmm ohow did yu guess hun?? hey my name is pretty boring and stuff lol

yum! me has just eatened chicken! could taste like zebra?? hmmmm...... lol

so how long you been in russia for hun?? hey how come you were shocked to find english speaking peeps??

LauRah

Don't be sad, if you are ever to come around, I would drop all of my girls

Well it was a hard choice, but since I got a friend named Lauren, I could only think of Laurah. And it isn't a boring name. All the people I know with names starting with LAUR are THE coolest people on the block

I've been in Russia for about half a year now. I was amazed to see English speaking people who wanted to live in Russia. I would give up anything to go and live somehere else

you drop all of your girls?? hmmm plural...you hav mre than one?? hey im not surprised!
yeah but what if you didnt like the way i looked then ha! yyoud be stucked! im really not a nice person..

Hey come nd live here in Englan! you can stay with me and im sure theres plenty of room in my double bed??

so what made you want to move to Russia then??

I'm not worrying about such things as looks. If I can keep a conversation with a girl, I'm able to make her smile, and she can do the same for me, I'll got out with the girl. And you are that kind of a girl

I didn't choose to come back to Russia, it was a lot of different legal matters that did the job. And if I could, I would take that place in your double bed as soon as now and used it like there is no tomorrow trust me

sawwww bless there is a lot to me thats hard to understand! iv battled self harm and self haterd but then i met my bf who iv been with nearly a yyera now so im suviving....

i dont see how imake you laugh...im relly not a funny person

nehooo aww your soooo sweet makes me wanna meet ya even more now

oooo so what were you thinkin gbout doing in my double bed with me then babe??

Its not bad beinga difficult to understand person. What fun is it having a simple minded girl that thinks and does only what she is told to.

Don't say that, your stories are awsome. When you screamed at that band and said out loud that they suck, it was a classic LOL.

Don't worry, if we'll keep on talking, we'll eventualy meet.

hmm..we could drink some HOT chocolote and eat some cookies

yeah like im not a mindless bimba who is sheep that follows he herd......me is an interllectual! YaY

k so i think i can only be funny in a sarcastic way but hey i agree that day with Batty Squad was great!

so if we keep talkin for like years then we can meet??? woohooo

oooo some HOT chocolate eh?? but oopsy cuz im sooo clumsy i might spill it all over my night clothes....*sigh* hen what will i do ??