h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would send in my sheepish armies.

It is small and insignificant. Most triple-nipples are, I believe.
Maybe we did speak about it. There's a lot to remember.

Opps, did I let out a secret? Well, we just won't mention the other piercings then.

Now, I really have to get back to work.

You don't think that discussions of nipple piercings are more important than work?
Pah.

If the nipple is very small, then the ring would need to be even smaller. It could be something tasteful and understated in gold. You will need a very thin needle for the piercing. But what is the point of having a third nipple if you don't flaunt it?

I think news of your nipple should be in your nickname. How about....Jodan - I have three. How many do you have?

Or.....Jodan - even my nipples are better than yours

Or...Jodan - visit Ohio, home of the Oakwood Wonder

Famous triple nipples include:

Krusty the Clown from 'The Simpsons' has a third nipple
The topless pyschic from the Kevin Smith film 'Mallrats'

Any others?

This might make a really good guide entry on your quest for 100 Jodan...

I think Chandler from Friends had a third nipple, too...

He did indeed!!! But then....he got it removed

I knew someone who had a pierced nose...bad things happen if you have cold or something

I also know someone who's got a pierced...that bit between your lower lip and your chin. I don't like it very much at all but she plays football etc with it in.

Eyebrow rings and nipple rings are the worst for being torn out. Although when I first got the rings done for the scaffolding on my ear I got slapped round the head and one tore and healed differently...so now I have a 45d kink in the bar

Kat

I think I'll keep my current, rather flaunty nickname H But there is some potential to the idea of an entry on Third Nipples. I'll have to seriously consider that.
It will fit in nicely with my other entries I'm sure... Eisenhower, Kennedy, Hamilton, third nipples

I think Chandler's third nipple (he sometimes referred to it as a nubbin) sort of came back and forth. I never could keep up with that show completely. Mark Wahlberg (Marky Mark) had three nipples, too by the way.

Ouch, Kat. That is one reason why I never will get anything pierced and why I will never be a woman.

I do like your current nickname. It suits you.

I have been considering getting my ears repierced. Clip on earrings hurt like the devil after a while. But the reason I let them grow closed again is because they were always infected and achy.

I like yours too... it's, um, static

If they keep getting infected, I'd stop poking holes in them.

Ooh looky - U55226 Tube's page. They forgot to do the Translator badge. I don't know anyone else who has that badge, so I don't blame 'em for forgetting.

What does he translate?

You know, I know I had a conversation with him once about how he got that badge, but I just don't remember it I believe he speaks German.

I am still confused. Tube, are you lurking? Do you translate things for the editors? And how do you say nipple ring in German?


How do the italics decide which badges should be rectangular and which ones should be square? Your square badge is nice, but it looks a tad out of place with the others. And they repeated the gold color of the community artists badge. Maybe all of the badges should be square. To save room.

I think it's an honorary thing. I'll have to ask him if he ever joins us again.

Isn't the CA badge yella'?
Maybe all the badges should be sheep-shaped. To save room.

Nope. Book shaped in honor of librarians.

And book shaped would be... a rectangle, much like the ones we have now?

Unless it's an opened book. But who opens books anyway?

Certainly not sheep, being led to slaughter by the mindless electronic drivel that so permeates their lives and turns them into little automatons marching in lock step at big broher's whim.

Certainly not librarians who cannot spell brother.

I'm reading a biography on Eisenhower right now, I'll have you know. Very interesting.

I can spell brother. I just can't type.

Interesting? A book on Ike? Poor baby. You've finally lost it.