h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Much better, but laminate the coupon first.

Done!

Glad that's settled.

Now, back to your signature. Is it going to stay forever?

5/14 people want to stay.

I think I'll allow voting to go on until the end of the week.

I'll still keep him on the user page and as my compadre, by the way, but if he loses the election, not as my signature

Truthfully, I'm sort of attached to .

I know I complain about the smell, but I'd miss him. rules.

H

So did you vote for him?

rules

I can't vote, remember. You rigged the stupid thing so it says I've voted although I actually haven't.

If I could vote, I'd vote for J and

Like this:

J

Oh, I thought you'd still be bugging me if you couldn't vote.

Your vote will be mentally added, but which one?

Both. I deserve to have two votes on account of the extra effort I made to vote but was denied.

H

You get one vote just like everyone else H.

Then I vote for , seeing as how you're a cold person who doesn't care how much trouble your injured friends go through to try and vote. Anyone else would let me vote 3 times or maybe 4.

H

Fine. it is

H, I'm nothing if not fair

Jodan - Mining 42- Ace, Scout, Guru, UG Miner - Cold but Fair!

H

There's a space after 42, you know.

I prefer tough but fair, like Judge Judy, but male.

And I don't have my own TV show

Judge Judy makes a ton of money! Imagine getting paid to be snotty and arrogant. What a racket.

H

You'd be a millionaire!
Just kidding H! Please don't yell

pondering whether to post this or not...

Yell! Heck, I'd love the job! If you know how to get rid of the skinny hateful and put me in her place, I'll find a way to get you the Arch.

H (I could do that job)

Judge Hypatia

Can I have the cushy bailiff job?

Absolutely! The worst job has to be the court reporter.

Dang! Still having coughing fits. I'm out of syrup. Think I'll go to Walgreens. Want me to pick you up anything?

H

A gavel

I have to admit, the best part of the job would be to see you insulting people

Funny. is still in the lead, but now I have to end my signatures with because I lost a bet and have to clean him