h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then keep typing . You should be pretty fast at it by now.

What would be a good companion for a bearded tattooed lady? Not a . It would get lost in the beard. How about a ? Wish we had an otter smiley.

You're not fit for living things. You'll just shove them over stairs

Not an otter. I think they're . I wouldn't off my otter.

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Yeah. You probably couldn't kill a cute little puppy or a pretty-as-Greebo either...

Probably

Certainly not! I could stomp the hell out of a though.

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There are a lot of ants around here... The problem is, I'm quick to react and keep killing them with priceless family heirlooms

Be glad you don't have fire ants. We had those in Texas. They crawl up on your kitchen counters and start little bonfires and roast tiny little marshmallows.



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Nope, just the big, disgusting ants that cover my nutcrackers...

Sounds like an infestation of the dreaded Ohio gingerbeer ant. They often invade homes where there are lots of nuts.

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Really?

There's only one nut in this house

And a lot of crackers

And nutcracks...

I voted for , but only because that's one of my favourite smileys and it doesn't get used enough. I guess there aren't a lot of uses for it. Second choice would be J.

isn't a bad choice. Not that I need to be sillier

One can never be to silly.

Here, here!

Silly is good....much better than angry and arrogant...we won't mention names, but we know who they are.

Yup. You're angry and I'm arrogant And don't contest this either! You envision pushing people out of windows and over stairs!

Silly is good.

And off cliffs into the path of mudslides. You forgot that one.

Not angry as much as tidy.

But what about the 'tidy' people at the bottom of the windows and the stairs and the cliffs and the mudslides?

Hey, it's my job to keep my space tidy, not theirs.

But it's their job to keep theirs tidy, and sending a man down a mudslide won't help that

Life is messy. I don't have time to worry about a little mud in someone else's space.

Tell you what. I'll pin a steamatic coupon to everyone I throw into a mudslide. How's that?