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Vogon Poetry
Posted Oct 19, 2004
Here is my piece of Vogon peotry from BBC Cult:
See, see the intruding sky
Marvel at its big neon pink depths.
Tell me, Michelle do you
Wonder why the bunny rabbit ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your zsiudhg facial growth
That looks like
A food.
What's more, it knows
Your bastard potting shed
Smells of a small green thing.
Everything under the big intruding sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm dog ****
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I'm going to college!
Posted Sep 12, 2004
OK tommorrow there's some sort of advice thingy on which modules to register for, which should be a bit of a laugh. On Wimpy (aka Tuesday) there's the actual registration and an orientation thingimajig, then on Wibble (Wednesday) actual lectures start.
Any questions? (<--There's no point to this bit, it just sounds right.)
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A Riddle
Posted Sep 7, 2004
It's greater than God, worse than Satan, the poor have it, the rich want it, and if you eat it you'll die.
What is it?
A rather 
ish riddle...
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Which Level in Hell Will You Go To?
Posted Aug 21, 2004
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
I'm going to Purgatory.
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Latest reply: Aug 21, 2004
The Results Came In
Posted Aug 18, 2004
Irish: C2
English: D1 (Going to appeal that)
Maths: B3
French: D3
Pyhschem: B1
Biology: B2
Technical Drawing: C2
This gives me 425 points, which is more than enough to get me into university. I'm so happy!
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Latest reply: Aug 18, 2004
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