h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Our esteemed benefactor Sally is something of an authority on eyes.

Therefore, I beseech you to proceed with caution when attempting to generate smilies upon an archery theme.

Uninitiated experimentation with amateur fletching may result in a rather distasteful 1066 scenario. So for the sake of your precious vision desist now before you go the way of King Harold.

I, for one, have no desire to start weaving and embroidering another tapesty.

on this one i will hide behind a diplomatic "no comments"... hehe...

archery is a very noble art me thinks... honest!!!!!

i'm just concerned about the temptation of using A bow and arrows smiley in here and do feel that some innocent smileys might be hurt as a consequence of the misuse of such a smiley...

[i do care for the smileys me... hehe]

Well, bang goes my campaign for either a gun or umbrella smiley.

Damned lethal your average umbrella, when wielded by an expert.

Personally, I never leave for battle without one. Dependable, practical, functional and ideal for thrashing Belgians.

my concern is more about these smileys not being handled properly... hehe...

but fully trained researchers could use them i suppose...

ACE sally could train reasearchers in the art of archery in h2g2...

obviously your mad highness training novices in the art of umbrelling would be your thing...

i dunno about herr kow yet... but i know i would be gunning for arsenal.... lmhao... [thanks for this one kow... hehe]

talk later... on my way back to LD...

I could do that, not allowed to aim the smiley at any others though, don't want to harm them.

We could set up a "Proper use of Smilies" Club.

SallyM

yep...

now we're talking... hehe...

we also need:

a first aid post for injured smileys etc...

a rest room for them to rest after all their hard work...

a learning centre to help them gain more knowledge of the universe [multiverse?!]...

etc etc etc....

but also very important; we need to organise a christmas party for the smileys too...

err... have i jumped the gun a tad there?!...

i DO mean well... [whatever that means] and i do care for the smileys... hehe...

talk later...

loup (not completly there at the mo')

The humble smiley is at risk.

For only ten pounds a month you too could sponsor a smiley to ensure that it receives proper , and from our team of experts in the field of internet icons.

Your contribution is extremely important to us at Smilies Have Intelligence Too; although the acronym could certainly use a little work.

Simply insert your credit card details here, along with your home address, house keys and a detailed timetable of instances of when you will not be at home and one of our caring representatives will be only too happy to rifle through your cupboards in search of the odd twenty.

With your help we could transform this into this

And remember, give a man a smiley and you teach him to use the fullstop and comma key with masterly panache. Teach a man to use the smilies for himself and his next message will consist of a seemingless stream of indecipherable gobbledigook that even his own mother will be unable to understand.

So remember to give generously or looking will fill your letterbox with so much junk that you will quite literally be unable to wrestle your front door open.

I've got some smileys that can't wait for the xmas party,Thats all thay are talking about in the smiley room.

If you don't believe me see for yourself;


See what I mean!

There's another group that want a Halloween party though if thats possible and they are threatening to strike unless they get one


Help,I think were out numbered,We had better get a or something sorted for them.

Have fun

Youre obfervation upon thee infidiouf influx of rogue fmilief if well noted. But ne'er lette it be faid that the Paladin quailf in the face of fuch overwhelming numerical ftrength.

I feel fafe that withe youre lance, fword, armour ande Harrie Potta Booke of fpells 'All Hallowf Eve' will be free from the demon horde of feafonal fmilie fhenanagenf.

May youre capelline de maille never go rufty,

With Gun and Umbrella,

Did we forget to put our teeth in this morning?

The majority of the character smiley's are still asleep at the mo but out of fairness and equality for all there shall be a halloween party as well.

To which all who wish to attend are cordialy invited.

Until then sire,I suggest
a cup of and perhaps a or to refuel for the day.As much work awaits.

THE good thing about a smiley is that it's NEVER out-of-season... hehe...

loup

Hehe,

I've adopted the smiley as I am fond of saying "have fun" and he is.

The suits you well and rest assured dear loup I shall not be hunting you at the full moon to end your loupine wanderings.

So,have fun

... hehe...

twas funny yesterday about this smiley...

for days i ask for a smiley but nothing and then yesterday i get this wonderful one from TWO very helpful Researchers [our dear friend kow being one of them]...

is my smiley actually a bus?!...

loup

I think you are safe,the and look nothing alike.

Hehehe,

Have you answered your post from the Dungeons and Dragons club yet?

I've just applied

It seems that a new adventure is about to begin,
Needing the talents of "The Paladin,
With sword and honour I shall make my stand,
In the Dungeons and Dragons land.

Hehehe,Its one of those days.

Have fun

I read with some degree of foreboding that you too have been contacted by Kevo to recreate all the thrills and spills of fictional online monster bashing.

I, for one, am ready to dive headlong into the fray.

Shall the Paladin be gracing this errand of folly with her sword of justice?

And will Citizen Garru be able to draw upon his native skills and smuggle us all to Switzerland in a barrel should the whole thing take on the dimensions of a tapered fruit of the Pyrus communis tree?

Congratulations on the discovery of your wolf smiley at long last. It does, however, slightly resemble a fire damaged squirrel helping itself to a bowl of porridge.

Then again, if I were to tell you of the things I have seen amid the Rorschach ink blot tests, you would probably notify the relevent authorities.

yep... can ride on a but can't ride on a ... hehe... [well it's not advised anyway...]

haven't replied to message re: dungeons & dragons club under my name yet but added it on the list on the LDers page and replied there...

i will certainly have a go as soon as i got a few more things done...

talk later...

lmoon>

I will most certainly be takeing my sword on this new undetakeing.However I am also able to use
in this realm so I shall have some fun. hehehe

I most certainly will not (and I am not going to write what I was just about to as the double meaning would be taken up valiently by loups hand or paw and your NOT catching me lol).

Suffice it to say I will stick with walking lol

A most sage suggestion my dear Paladin.

It would indeed be an impediment wandering the dank, dark caverns of the underworld with a horse between your legs. Not least amongst these hazards would be the predisposition to concuss oneself against the ceiling when charging at full tilt against the enemy.

In your wide experience of medieval combat is it possible to slay a dragon with an umbrella?

I hear tell that there is usually a vunerable area on the underbelly of such a beast so would be grateful for any martial tips that you could pass my way.

Then again, given my customary dreadful revolutions upon the wheel of fortune I confidently expect to be facilitating the growth of daisies from below within the first twenty four hours.

Yours with gun and umbrella,

one proven way to defeat a dragon [preferably medium size... tho']:

yawn a lot in front of the beast...
after a while the dragon will yawn too...
then when it's got his mouth wide open
insert umbrella in that particular orifice
and open it....

then run as fast as you can....

loup

I am indebted to you for your advice on amateur dragonslaying.

To date, the only way in which I have been able to placate a fire breathing, sharp fanged and highly deadly member of the lusus naturae set was by marrying it.

When she returns from work this afternoon I shall attempt to demonstrate the yawning umbrella approach and see how far it takes me in my cause.

However, given the nature of our relationship, she is usually able to run a damned sight faster than I in any case.