h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know how geek like this is, and I am sure I will be broiled for it, but I have hate-mail! Real live hate-mail! Its not what I have tried to achieve but it means I have an audience. What these people don't realize is that hate-mail to me is the food of the gods (if there are any). All it does is makes me want to do is make them grovel at my feet, and say "I am sorry, you really are a true genius".

Who do you have hatemail from? More importantly, what is is for????

It was about a certain site I post on, from the conversation with them I apparently need to be show the error of my ways and need to be put down a rung. So far all they have done is petty insults and stupid remarks, its like saying your going into a debate and then getting caught with your trousers down.

Actually, depending on the audience and the actor, being caught with your pants down can aid you in many ways. So you're getting hatemail from stupid people? Sheesh, is that all you can manage to tick off?

Well it starts small.

This is a milestone, then?

yes.

How thrilling. An end, then?

I wanna See. Let me see the hatemail. I wanna see damnit!

Me too!!! Are you going to get into a major flame war with the sender? Please?

No.

aww I guess you'll just have to wait for the next installment.

talk about no fun.

Hang on a sec
*Clickety Click*
I managed to snag a copy

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Dear DairyKat (if that is your real name)

YOU STINK

Love

Homer J Simpson

Wonderful! That is a message that should be saved for posterity, maybe even archived as an example of classic hate mail for those who have opinions that they want to bash but don't have the creativity to make their own letters.

I have no sexual relations with that woman, moniker lowinski.

class act, that.

I still get a laugh out of that performance. It was tragic, but amusing.

I wonder how much hate-mail he got.

And if he got anyone congratulating him instead