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Post 21

Montana Redhead (now with letters)

smiley - laugh

Burying your hated ex-husband at sea: $6000
Deep sea fishing trip with new boyfriend: $450
Reeling in said ex-husband: priceless.


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Post 22

Titania (gone for lunch)

The idea of sending ones ashes into space sounds cool - can I have mine spread on my piece of land on the smiley - moon?smiley - weird


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Post 23

Hypatia

That is a cool idea. Wonder how much it costs?

With my luck, I'll wind up mixed with the kitty litter. smiley - yikes


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Post 24

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Has anyone here read the Helliconia books by Brian Aldiss? I mention them because this thread has me thinking about our concern with remains. In the Helliconia trilogy (I think it's a trilogy), one of the curious details is the natives' complete lack of concern about the destination of remains or special treatment of dead bodies. If, as one character did, you find a dead body, you might just throw it on the back of the cart and try to sell it to a knacker's yard.


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Post 25

Garius Lupus

Voice from cart:

"I'm not quite dead yet"


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Post 26

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

smiley - laugh


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Post 27

Hypatia

smiley - laugh

Is it the Zoroastrians who put bodies out for the buzzards?

The outdoor pyres that are used in the east seem a much better way to hold a cremation service than our methods of having a building hidden away someplace where it won't offend anyone's sensibilities. By having the mourners present when the pyre is lighted, it makes the circle more complete. It's like seeing things through to the end. And it seems more personal.

I suppose a crematorium is tidy. We like for things to be tidy. Cemeteries have to be tidy, so no more standing gravestones...too hard to mow. Pick flowers up within 2 weeks of Memorial Day so they won't blow around and look untidy. That's why it's so inconsiderate for a ghost to come back and haunt us. It's not tidy having them hang around. You never know when they'll pop up. smiley - ghost


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Post 28

The Ghost of Zello (now with a crash helmet and goggles)

smiley - ghost

OOOooooOOooOOOo [Did someone call?]


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Post 29

Hypatia

I saw a smiley - ghost once, but it wasn't in a cemetery. It scared the stuffing out of me . Are you a friendly smiley - ghost Zello? Or shall we consider this thread haunted? And, more importantly, did you pay sales tax on your casket? smiley - smiley


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Post 30

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence


*consternated* I hope all those webjello cowboys and indians were Zoroastrians!


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