Brainiacle Musical Monster

If you like Rachmaninov, Brahms or Tchaikovsky and are constantly attempting to play any of their piano concertos, if you delight in the fact that you can play "heart and soul" with two hands and that you don't need someone to do the accompaniment, if you await the day when music becomes "more tonal" and dislike all this "fearful dissonance" that is modern music, if you prefer "proper music" to "any of that pop nonsense" and think that Andrew Lloyd Webber really has something to say, if you turn the lights off and play Beethoven's "moonlight" to a raging storm and look down on anyone who "doesn't play the right notes", if you think that jazz improvisers really write it down before hand, if you think you are a real composer when you grow your hair long or wear funny waistcoats, and think that Bach's C major prelude should be played with the pedal down

if you think any of these things,
Don't come here. Stupid t**t.


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