h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this offer is open to anyone who looks at lady lowena's the so called dark ages. A free snickers voucher and a buy one get one free mc.flurry dairy milk only. Mailed to you within 24 zludet hours or two earth days. I'm a long distance single parent and I only want some convesation that don't involve pokemon cards or who hit who.

Free, free, free to me, me, me please!

I don't have to converse with you AS WELL do I?

Liam.

listen sir spankmunki,rules is rules. did you read my site,dull isn't it? Now you get the free offers as rules is rules as above but I don't like yr attitude.

I did read it.
I liked this bit:
"and not NOT a spelling mishtaje" though with all sarcasm unless I'm dishing it out I don't know what's true and what's not.
My attitude?! I was trying to be quick so this h2g2 lot didn't snap up all the free vouchers before me!

I know you've been ACEd but welcome to h2g2 from me. Click on my name if you want to see the useless crap I've written about me and a couple of links to other places in h2g2.

Liam.

lady lowena wants you to award you your prize but being from the dark ages has struggled in vain to post it. She could ride ventre-a terre to livingstonium and leave it in the phone box just as you come into chinatown from the top end but she might be accosted because of her great beauty or even kidnapped by the black knight Sir Bawain Dedd to whom she was betrothed,before she fell through a time portal in Hackney Marshes running away with her real love,Sir Larksaboutalot.lady lowena does have stamps. she also thanks you for your courteous and courtly welcome. Lastly,unable to speak little but latin and beowulf,she has asked me to remind you that there will be more offers on this site soon including a buy two get one free on clothes pegs

What you mean by this is that you had no vouchers in the first place and now that someone has spoken to you you don't want to pay up.
Well that's just great I hope you're very happy now.

Oesday isthay ountcay asway atinlay?

Dominus vobiscum.

Liam.

I'm not just hurt I'm gravely insulted. if Sir larksalot were only to defend my honour.Back in 621ad a ladies word was never doubted.Ouyay adcay. Although on closer inspection one has to purchase ye happye meale to get the mc flurrye but it was a jenwin offa. if i could scan it in for the lady lowena on her dark page you would not doubt the veracitee of this. tempus fugits for your chances of getting said sickly chocolate/icecream interface in a cardboard brightly coloured cup with complimentary breakable white'spoon'. And I'm wondering wether my clothespegs will meet with the same cheap and coarse ridicule. My aim to get home in time for the october joust at the field of the cloth of red gingham coated in waterproof plastic for the english oudoor,sponsored by ye briton hearth and home stalle seem as far away as ever. Sob,wail wassail. Rape and pillage the amount they charge for an ass tether or an engraved world jousting cup picturing Sir David of the Golden Lance and the lady victoria spicerius nomorius.

ow ...... he just hit me ....did you see it? ........ looked something like a Pokemon rally ..... not that cute little Pokemon, the one that looked like it was out of the dark ages ...... well, not quite so dark as dark ages should be ... perhpas more likely darkish ages .. or even a lighter shade of dark ages ...... without the Pokemon .... my arm really stings you know