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OWLatron,

who's related to you? the researcher BlackpoolFC? or did you mean Alex Ferguson? lol name dropper! well since you started it im related to Sean Connery on my Mothers side, 2nd 3rd Cousin or something, though im not exactly proud of that, though he was the best Bond, hes still a ! and also the caretaker (think he was a caretaker, he wore a brown coat like a scientists white coat) in er what was it called? i cant remember on account of the lol oh you know, Pauline Fowler was in it and Mollie Sugden and Im Free the Arther somebody, cant remember now, it was in a dept. store though, it was sh*te, we sold it to the Yanks (yey! 1 for us)! LOL

anyway i cant remember, Blackpool 4-1 SWFC, incase you'd forgot wheres head? im so going to take the when i catch up with him

you had a good day OWLatron? do hope so lol

IV........like rubbin it in eh ??,,,heard it all bloomin day,as we said b4,we r used to it,or dint u hear that b4 ???,,,if not,wash yer ears out,,wazzock !!11

U were sayin about being related to famous folk,,Im related to the ex footballer,Billy Wright

BTW,,,good mornin



Andy,,,apparantly,we were cr4p,,,but ut had a few chances,,Brunts goal was a good un !!,my guess is we wont recognise em next yr,,,total clearout is needed,get yer boots polished pal,we may be playin !!

head,

he shows his face at last
yeah why wouldnt i like rubbing it in? especially if it makes you feel a bigger than normal of course i heard you saying before you was used to everybody taking the cos SWFC are a load of donkeys, and the kindest thing to do to something thats all washed up is.....lol but you are forgetting something very important, your a (starts with W ends in R you work it out, ok get somebody to help you) and i rarely take any notice of you whatsoever

so did you guess what team i was talking about in the previous post or did OWLatron have to help you figure it out?

Awol was asking me the other day how we was getting along, i told him just fine, i talk to you, same as ive always done, like a and your too stupid to see, so he said good hes pleased we're getting along so well, said you never realise when he talks to you like a either course all the i give him yesterday about SWFC losing AGAIN for the 4th time this season to BlackpoolFC werent go down too well, i almost but not quite felt sorry for him as he cried like a baby down the phone to me, choked on his cheap stella or whatever it was, he sobbed said head would understand how he was feeling!, i said really? well why dont you ring him them cos your boring the pants off me now, you lost your team is sh**e get over it, cruel to be kind aand all that

yes i was saying TO OWLATRON about being related to famous people, ok lets pretend i care, who's Billy Wright then? that footballing in the VIZ comic?

good morning? yeah whatever..by the way was talking to a bloke from planning permission the other day, have a good week wont you

well as regards swfc i think the players are thinking more of there summer break i know i am we can definitely forget about promotion and hope we dont get relegated


andy

OWLatron,

hmmm they were obviously thinking of something else this season wernt they?
hey relegations not the end of the world, im sure they wont be scraping around in the bottom of the barrel indefinately anyway moving on chin up, the snookers started at the greatest venue in the world! THE CRUCIBLE where dreams come true now that is worth talking about! some of the best talent, best sportsmanship, skill you could ever watch on your tv screen, of course witnessing it 1st hand LIVE would be even better ok so we've established your footy team is sh*** but Sheffield holds the greatest show on earth as far as the snooker worlds concerned, you have somthing there to be well proud of

OWLatron,

just remembered if you made any sense of that i was going on about the other night the thing i couldnt remember....

'Are you being served'....Arther English

IV.....R u a big snooker fan then ??

head,

derrrr what do you think brains?? from what you read of the post i put TO OWLatron, (or perhaps you was lurking on my posts to MoL AGAIN), go figure sherlock.....

I see u sput yer dummy out again IV,,;..

head,

speak english you retard, how can i reply when i dont know what you mean....what is 'sput'? wheres the 'stupid tw@' smiley when you need it?

aw-wite den,I speak the native lingo of blighty

How goes it down ur way ? ??,,,

oooops,I see wot yer mean,,,sput,,,I meant spit....wr..wrong key,I wont do it again,I promise

Boriyani,

how goes it down my way? why? what do you want to know for? theres no gossip here for you head move along

you spit aswell? dirty tramp

wrong key? hmmm i see your keyboard has that stutter aswell, another treasured little up of the at tw

ahh i see you two are getting along brilliantly NOT !!!

like two big kids


andy

OWLatron,

i always talk to head like this, i have known him on and off for about 2yrs maybe longer, feels like longer!

dont be alarmed if i feel the need to 'really' have a go at him, ill take it to another thread

i understand SWFC LOST again, ahh well your used to it, if its any consolation i hear BFC did too


btw when are you and the Misses going to Paris? iv been having a look round your page, and being a bit short of cash myself and knowing your not, ya posh thought id have a boot sale, you got anything valuable on it? lol **wonders how much those shiny ace badges are worth**

Andy,,,she's lost her marbles,,,,

IV....(RASPBERRY)

head,

wouldnt surprise me if you had them under that drive of yours, would explain why its taking so long, getting them well buried lol..oh just had a scary thought..new tag for head - keeper of IV's marbles LOL fortunately i know for a fact you havent got them, left them with some bloke i know a while back..oh ffs forgot who i was talking to for a minute, dont take that seriously its not gossip

IV.......do yer mean u HAD some marbles ??,, how did yer manage to lose em anyway??,,,,,,,errrrrrmmm,,join me in a,,,only pomagne tho as we cant afford real champers...lol.....

head,

i gave them away freely by the time i realised it was too late lol i blame the i tasted too much went straight to my head
Pomagne? you cheapskate lol no thanks ill pass

we are off in july for our anniversary well if you need some stuff ive got aloft of stuff that needs selling whens the truck coming round ??

andy