h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Andy,the sagaaga wiv Bates n co is hotting up,..pennies falling from heaven ?? I think we should take the plunge n look to gettin oun out of the situation we r in now !!

i hope so

The Rogue Aka Phoniex,

no Rogue your wrong there...

'tis fun to be bad' lol


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OWLatron,

i wasnt off anywhere, had a friend stopping with me, had no time for h2 cos they kept me too busy! lol

i trust you are well and fit for a donation?

i hope you dont mind a hint of alcohol in there


andy

is it 5% or 40% alco ???

100% proof *hic*

OWLatron,

i dont mind a bit, proves Mr. Sensible is human saying that, please dont tell me its that cheap stella you Northerners seem to like?! i would hope you had better taste than that living in the posh county lol
"whispers" i can guess what Boriyani's been washing his curries down with....(((rolls eyes upwards)))

Now then vamps,,,northerners like proper beer,not flat like watter !!.. Oh,hello btw

Boriyani,

now then whats with the familiarity?
just out of interest how would you know what proper beer tastes like when you wash everything down with a curry containing more additives than you've got sence?
oh and yeah hello




p.s./theres only 1 't' in water

well my tipple would be bacardi lol and of course a pint of real ale yes we do get that up here


andy

p/s IV i think he was letting you know how we say watter or water

Hi OWLatron,

Bacardi? Yuck! but a little bit of what you fancy cant do any harm lol hmmmmm
BTW i know how you Northerners say 'water', ('watter'..like papper, 'ay oop dook' your a funny bunch but i like different, but the next person who calls me duck im gonna smack 'em 1), no harm in using it as an oppurtunity to take the out of the though, not that i need an excuse eh?
lol

nah never used duck im more of ay uplove lol but im more refined since moving to cheshire ppl dont know im from yorkshire


andy

Hi OWLatron,

so let me get this straight, since moving to Cheshire, ('some' might say getting ideas above your station), your pretending to be posher than what you actually are?..theres a word for people like you..cough snob lol

arent you proud of where you come from? oh you must be a bit with the nickname..do you tell people if they ask? i do hope im not posting to a curtain twitcher who now spends his time keeping up with the Jonses' ..posh lmao so do you come in here to talk to the low lifes you left behind on your way up the ladder?
is your next door neighbour called Hyacinth Bucket by any chance? hey up pal any time you want dragging back down to where you come from, give us a shout i can lower the tone anywhere (you should see me sing in a packed pub! i could empty the place in minutes without a drop of blood spilt or mention of 'old bill on the way)

Mrs Vamps.....the warter in mayorca,dont taste like it wad it ortar....duck...



Andy....did u ever visit that "Bramton mile" ??...dint they av car racing there years ago ??

brampton mile it was and they did banger racing evry sunday so yes i did


and IV no im no snob its ppl keeping up with us lol and im very proud of where i come from and never hide it its just ive picked up a sort of posher accent with living over here or so my family say whenever i go back home .


andy

Andy...u never lose yer roots..do u read the messages on football heaven web site ??

yes mate i do i see youve posted on there!!


andy

Andy,,,sssshhhhh,Im at library,got a good break from work av u posted owt then ??

Boriyani,
its Miss Vamps, dont have me married off before my time.... course if i was stupid enough to contemplate marriage id probably marry a like yourself though, cos afterall the best place for a man is under the thumb - my thumb LOL but before you get all confused and worked up that was a backhanded compliment sort of pmfsl ok thats a lie, that was no compliment at all im taking the out of you...
'the water in Majorca doesnt taste like what it is supposed to'?? and your telling me why ?
duck? you think on i know where you live!! you'd want to duck if i catch up with you